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Hot Dog Store: Important Historical Moments
The moon landing. Y2K. Toyotathon. Some events are so important, such a part of our cultural identity, that we remember where we were when we experienced it. We remember everything about those days, from the scent in the air to the way the sun felt as it shone upon our faces. The second year of 1900HotDog was more important and culturally impactful than all that other bullshit, and we have the merch to prove it.
Own a piece of momentous history in three different styles available in our shop, right now.
Our classic shirt is available for you in red, white, and athletic heather. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, and the Heather color contains polyester. It’s pre-shrunk, and super comfy. If you don’t see the color/size combination you are looking for, the supplier may be low and you can always check back or send us a message.
This is the only way you can get one of these official pieces of history. At some point in the future these could easily replace currency and may be the deciding factor on who rules what is left of our beautiful wasteland.
Speaking of wastelands, let’s dive into the vault!
Back in the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, we made this fuckin’ shirt.
And what a fuckin’ shirt it is. If we are celebrating the second year of 1900HotDog out there, you know we have the Days of Hot Dog Adventure shirt going on in here. And the only way you can get in here is to be at the right patreon level. If you don’t remember which level that is, that’s ok because I don’t either. Just keep putting money into your computer until the vault unlocks, I think that’s how it works. Or ask on our discord, those degenerates know everything.
Real ones know the Doom Guy is Brigham Young. That’s right, this week it is all about MORMONISM:
I’ve got two things to show you here before we dive into the vault.
First up we have our mugs. These Lead and BPA-free ceramic mugs come in 11 ounce and 15 ounce options, have full colored rims, insides, and handles, and are dishwasher and microwave safe. It’s September now which means flu season is coming up, and it also means autumn is just around the corner. These babies are perfect for sipping warm cider on a crisp autumn morning or drinking hot lemon water with honey to soothe a sore throat. I’m 100% serious, I don’t know why but hot lemon water with honey works better for my sore throats than any lozenge or anything else. Try it out next time you get sick. Try it out specifically in one of our mugs.
We also have this awesome MORMONISM graphic available on our classic shirts. Wearing one of these presents a fantastic opportunity for someone to not understand and then you explaining the lore and history behind one of the greatest demon killing FPS games of all time. And isn’t that all you want out of your casual wear? I know it’s what I want from mine, and almost none of my clothes are capable of this.
Things sound like they are popping off in the vault, let’s take a look…
OH NO IT IS A LEVEL SEVEN INFECTION, QUICK TU-
rn this corner right here and have a seat. Have you heard about Corey? Oh, you haven’t? Delightful. Well, as you know, I am Corey, they are Corey, and as soon as you started to read the beginning of this sentence, you are Corey. Isn’t it great, Corey? Being part of something so exciting and comforting? Be sure to navigate your way through the vault to get your official We Are Corey shirt, so everyone knows you are Corey. And then get extra shirts so they also know they are Corey.