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Podcasting Day: Steel Justice with Geoff Thew 🌭

The year was 1992, and it was a time of Robosaurus! The world wanted car-eating and fire-breathing and Robosaurus was both of those things!

Since Robosaurus is technically a mech, the Dogg Zzone 9000 invited anime expert and YouTuber Geoff Thew on to discuss Steel Justice, aka Robosaurus, the TV series they tried to make seconds after building Robosaurus. Listen here! Or wherever you get podcasts!

Since it was 1992, the TV pilot they made for Robosaurus was not about a mechanic who fought small town corruption with his traveling monster truck show. It was about a cyberpunk detective in a bazooka-ravaged dystopia who wants to die and uses grief magic to summon the spirit of his dead son’s toy. His son, like most people in the Robosaurus future, died of rocket launcher crime. Let’s see if we have a clip:

I’m making it sound like it all happens fast. No. Robosaurus only makes what you could call a “cameo” after a full, feature length movie to kill several ordinary people in a parking lot. But the arrival of Robosaurus is worth every hour of grim voiceover. When Robosaurus finally arrives after the runtime of what would have been at least three episodes of the proposed TV show, he rules so hard he gives the main character what you could call a “fucking screaming orgasm.” Let’s see if we have a clip:

We loved it! We learned from it! If you did too, click all the buttons that like and review our podcast! We are less than 4% away from our Patreon goal of turning our feelings into robot dinosaur! 

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Podcasting Day: Cool Cat with Adam Ganser 🌭

This week we’re joined by Adam Ganser from the newly relaunched 1upsmanship podcast and the Small Beans Network to talk about making your own passion projects. Specifically, why you shouldn’t do that if you’re Derek Savage. Derek Savage is a weed bro, a gun loon, and an aspiring Harley Dad who might one day afford a Harley: A triple threat guy if every threat was very real and genuine. The thing Derek Savage most wanted to show the world was Cool Cat: An insane mascot for nothing that gives terrible advice and frightens children. Derek Savage also wanted to tell the world he would be down for a sexual relationship with Mommy Cat, but we’ll get into that.

Listen here, or wherever you get podcasts!

Don’t forget to review and subscribe on the Cool Cat podcast network, or wherever you get your podcasts if that somehow doesn’t exist. 

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Podcasting Day: Turbo Teen with Tom Reimann 🌭

Turbo-Today on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we invite Turbo-Tom Reimann on to discuss one of our most treasured cultural touchstones:

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We discovered immediately that we were all desperate to talk about Turbo-Teen, the poor boy who was also a Trans Am. The ordinary high schooler with a car secret who was also sometimes a famous superhero operative? The helpless idiot who was maybe an unkillable death machine? Across thirteen car-boy episodes, animation maniacs Joe Ruby and Ken Spears created and destroyed an insane cartoon world where every detail was a new question or a forgotten previous detail. And again, we could not wait to talk about it. There is nothing any of us ever wanted to do more than this podcast about Turbo-Teen.

What else is there left to say? Bye, it was the best show! “Brett Matthews turns into a red sports car,” said the convincing human form of the franchise’s only toy! Turbo-Teen fucking rules and we will never forgive the ’80s for abandoning it.

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Podcasting Day: Flash Gordon with Lydia Bugg 🌭

It’s Podcasting Day, but more importantly – it’s Flash Gordon Day! Please don your golden skull helmets, your starry execution panties, and a very tight shirt with your own name on it. If we don’t respect tradition, who will? Our guest this week is Queen of the Arboreans, Lydia Bugg, who had never seen Flash Gordon before this. Listen to her receive the ultimate gift here, or wherever you get podcasts. 

And now, Flash Gordon from Flash Gordon’s point of view:

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Podcasting Day: The Amico Grift with Pat Contri 🌭

Imagine a box in your own home that could play computerized video arcade games! Now imagine they were outdated, poorly made, and designed under oppressive restrictions written by a Nazi’s coolest friend. Also, that box I mentioned? It doesn’t exist, but you can pre-order one with a $100 deposit. Also, that box you pre-ordered? It got delayed! Sorry, we meant canceled! Today on the Dogg Zzone 9000 we try to make sense of the extremely cursed Intellivision Amico with Internet Nintendo Game Champion, Pat “The NES Punk” Contri!

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Pat is a true podcasting professional who brought his own sound clips and far more knowledge than Sean’s pathetic ten hours of research managed to uncover. And thank the dunk shoots of Flazer, because the Intellivision Amico’s fall from bad idea to failure to embarrassment to scandal to fraud has spanned several years and 280,000 hours of YouTube drama. You will be astonished at how many bad ideas it took for Tommy Tallarico to turn 17 million dollars into nothing. Speaking of astonishingly bad ideas, patrons get a bonus podcast where Pat and Brockway try to decode the language of foreign phone games from 2005 in a very special Seanbaby’s Book Game.

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Podcasting Day: The 1900HOTDOG CCG with Dennard Dayle 🌭

Welcome to Podcasting Day! Let’s get this out of the way: This week we’re opening bizarre trading cards from ancient storied times like the ‘90s, and our guest is the very brilliant and extremely Brooklyn Dennard Dayle! You know him from… us! Right here! This is his Twitter, and he has an astoundingly good book out right now. You can buy that. With money!

Here’s how things work behind the scenes at 1900HOTDOG: One of us makes a joke about something and then immediately forgets it. The other laughs, and then starts thinking “…but what if it wasn’t a joke?” Then weeks later we ambush the other with a reality we never meant to ask for. It works beautifully, like this:

And then we do a two hour podcast about it, where we discover a proto-Jurassic Park movie called Baby, and its extremely horny trading cards about the various wounds inflicted on a baby dinosaur puppet. 

Oh! And also we ate all of the ancient gum, including the stick that bubbled the paint on the front of A Familiar Face and left a black stain of lingering sin on the back.

So any day now, that will have killed us. That’s it! Good run, everybody. Memorialize us through the medium of podcast review, and avenge us wherever you get your podcasts

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