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Hot Dog Store: Backyards & Bigfeets

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 05/10/2025
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Roll your character. We’re Wood Elf Pissmancers.

This week we’ve got a brand new BIGFEETS design for you. Imagine the look on your coworkers faces when you roll into the office with this display of incredible heroism adorning your shirt. Ok, now stop imagining it and check it out:

Jason, Seanbaby, and Brockway are with you anywhere you go when you are wearing one of our Classic Cut Shirts. You are an adventuring party of one, and aren’t afraid of any encounter. I’d say your peers would weep with envy, but when you are wearing one of these you are absolutely peerless.

And of course we have it in our women’s cut as well. The classic comfy shirt you know and love now available with incredible sasquatch punching action. The image has sasquatch punching action, I don’t think the shirt has any special sasquatch fighting abilities, but I mean I haven’t tested it yet. Tell you what, pick one up, fight a sasquatch, and report back.

And don’t forget this incredible fever dream van mural is available as an 18”x24” poster. Buy it and put it on the wall opposite your door. Make everyone who enters your home confront it, and in doing so, their own flaws and insecurities. They will never be as cool as you, but they are lucky to be in the presence of your poster, so it basically evens out.

LET’S PEEK IN THE VAULT, SHALL WE?

Ah, what’s this? Why it’s a modern classic!

Do you remember Ape Week? Did you go ape?

Legally you don’t have to answer that question and you probably shouldn’t. But you can still showcase your love for the week that never ended in our beautiful Ape Week shirt. Available only in the secret vault, now is your chance to get in on some simian shirt silliness. As always, I’m not going to tell you how to get into the secret vault, because it’s a secret. It’s nothing personal, just business.

Ape Business.

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Store

Hot Dog Store: Posters, Posters, Posters!

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 05/03/2025
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Oh hell yeah, they told me I get to talk about my favorite stuff this week, and that means I’m talkin

I love our posters. That tasteful thickness, the professional looking ISO brightness and opacity, that high quality Japanese paper. I always say you need to cover your entire homes with these things, but you know what? That’s too narrow minded. I’ve got some new ideas for you today.

This is our 18”x18” Assembled Dogs poster, which has the incredible prestige of being our only square poster we offer. Look how good it blends in, even in the swankiest of hotel bathrooms. Imagine what it could do for your bathroom!

Our next poster is our 24” x 36” Hot Dogs vs. Lava Apes. A work of pure art that I think we should all use to cover up those annoying signs people put on traffic signs. Wouldn’t you rather see Brockway and Seanbaby going toe to toe with apes every day while waiting at that red light, rather than advertising for some dork who flips houses?

Seanbaby’s Tidbits Babies Poster is 24 by 36 inches of pure delight, just like the real Seanbaby! Instantly turn any weird and uninviting liminal space into one of wonder and awe with 1001 ways to have fun. It’s always a party when the Seanbabies are around!

Our 16”x20” Catalog of Cursed Artifacts poster wouldn’t look out of place along any creepy deserted and ominously foggy highway. So it should easily fit right in with the style you’ve cultivated for your own home!

Coming in at a solid 20 by 30 inches, our Crisis On Infinite Berks poster is exactly what you need to lure people into what is obviously a trap set by cannibals. They won’t be able to resist the incredible action going on and then bam, you’ve got dinner in the bag.

At 18”x24”, the Sgt. Bigfeet’s Lonely AIMS Team Band poster is the perfect size to put on the door of your custom painted mechanic bigfoot van. But don’t think it only goes with custom painted mechanic bigfoot vans, it also compliments any custom painted mechanic bigfoot mural, be it on a wall, a van, or even somehow in the stars above. I don’t know how you did it, but don’t half-ass it and skimp out on the poster after rearranging the heavens themselves.

And last but certainly not least, the incredible Bigfeets of Future Past poster. It is a whopping 24 inches by 36 inches, and I know we aren’t supposed to pick favorites when it comes to children or posters, but just like with my own children, the favorite is obvious. There is so much packed into the poster that it has to be seen up close to truly appreciate it. Everyone should buy one and put it on a mural of a dog pissing on a wall. This is how we heal America. This is how we heal the world.

That’s it for posters this week. 7 posters, 7 days, wow there is one for every day. That’s gotta be some kind of sign, right? You know what else is a sign? Posters.

Ha, got’em.

Anyway, what’s going on in the vault this week?

OH SHIT, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

BROCKWAY IS FUCKING SEANBABY UP!

NOW SEANBABY HAS THE UPPER HAND!

WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL DIE?

The only way to decide is to buy a shirt. Victory is yours for the taking.

You can find these shirts and a bunch of other ridiculous merch in the secret PoxCo vault. I’m not gonna show you where it is though because that’s part of the adventure!

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Store

Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Action Figure Shirt

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 04/26/2025
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It’s another Store Post Saturday, and this one comes with real Nitrate-Blasting action!

That’s right, this week we’ve got a brand new shirt, the Hot Dog Action Figure! Incredibly strange timing with current internet fads, but I assure you this has nothing to do with that, and was created by a real human artist.

Look at him there, he’s got his uzi and bowie knife, just like in the movies! He even comes with ninja stars and telephone power.

The shirt is available in eight different colors, and is on our usual stock of super comfy pre-shrunk cotton shirts. So if you have one of our other shirts, you know what kind of quality you are getting yourself into. And if you don’t have one of our other shirts, hey check it out, we sell shirts!

Last week we didn’t look in the vault, and that’s on me. I got one look at those pint glasses and forgot everything else. So how about I make it up to you by showing you something neat.

Let’s get this thing open here, and…

Oh yeah, this one is a beauty. You know what they say: the game may die, the shirt never will. This incredible piece of history is available in twelve different colors, and can be yours if you find it in the vault.

Ok, I have to close it back up for now, I don’t want a repeat of Wiener Fight Island on my soul.

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Store

Hot Dog Store: Pint Glasses Are Here!

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 04/19/2025
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You know I love our mugs, I talk about them all the time. But you know what? We need to shake things up a bit. Let me introduce you to our brand new pint glasses!

Right now we have 9 pint glasses available in the shop. They are 16 ounces, made of glass, and not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand wash these studs, and they’ll serve you for years to come. Let’s take a look at a couple of them.

My goodness these things look great. Like something you’d win at a pizza hut after reading 100 books. This is our Hot Dog Pail Kids Pint Glass, and that thing would look great filled up with a tasty beverage.

Of course we have the original character Ice Pop Paul on one of these. That’s his name!

You can even choose your character with our pint glass featuring The Dogg Boyzz.

And last, but certainly not least, your hot dog heroes are available in all of their pixel glory on our Double Doggon Pint Glass.

So check out all the pint glasses we have to offer, and throw away all other drinkware (except our mugs), because they are WORTHLESS GARBAGE and you deserve so much better.

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Store

Hot Dog Store: The Official Hot Dog Handshake

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 04/12/2025
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Hot Dog Handshake is back in a big way! Don’t believe me? Look at this image:

See?

So check it out, we have it in a shirt available in five different color options, including Athletic Heather for everyone who gave up on their resolution to get fit this year, but still wants to feel like they might go for a jog. Not today, and tomorrow is looking pretty busy, but soon.

And did you know we also have it available in a mug? Yeah, it comes in like 10 different colors.

These mugs are lead and BPA-free, and are fine in the dishwasher or microwave.

So get that Hot Dog Handshake, wear the shirt, fill the mug with Poxco Peppo or whatever. Buy two and make them kiss! The future is what you make of it.

Sorry about all that vault stuff last week. We have things under control now, but there’s no time to chat. You’re on Hot Dog business.

This week our featured vault product is the incredible Hot Dog Business Polo!

A beautiful little wiener tastefully embroidered for your busy work day.

It is so small. Everyone loves it!

Like all vault products, it is up to you to unlock and explore to find it. Just please don’t let anything awful out.

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Store

Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Pail Kids and HORRORS FROM THE VAULT

Post author By 1900HOTDOG
Post date 04/05/2025
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Collect them all! There are two.

NEW MERCH TIME! You never asked but we made ‘em, 1900HOTDOG HOT DOG PAIL KIDS!

Available right now in our store in a variety of colors on that comfy shirt stock you know and love. Here it is in a women’s cut.

Also available as a tank top in EIGHT different colors! I think this is the most we’ve ever offered. That’s pretty incredible. One for every day of the week, and then a bonus for when you do laundry.

Not a shirt person? More of a mug meanie? Don’t worry buddy, these look fucking sick as hell on mugs.

And last, but certainly not least, the classic cut. This thing looks and feels incredible. Hang on, I’m going to zoom in on the Heather Prism Ice Blue variant so you can get a good look at it. Here we go:

Hell yeah that…

Shit. What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK???

BROCKWAY? SEANBABY? I NEED HELP IN HERE!!!

OH FUCK OH FUCK

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN ONE OF THESE DAYS

SHIT

WE ARE BEING PUNISHED FOR OUR HUBRIS

Hang on, let me compose myself for a moment.

Ok. We all know 1900HOTDOG deals in cursed artifacts. That’s a given. Usually it’s something funny or upsetting or whatever. But it’s always for laughs. There is a dark side to this bargain though.

The main reason we have the vault is to make sure the worst of the worst doesn’t escape. We front load it with hunk shirts and wiener hats, but that is to hide the true horrors within.

This week, our punishment comes in the form of a shirt that you should absolutely not buy under any circumstances. I’m not being cute and making a joke or being ironic or anything. This is a curse that you cannot unsee, and to buy it and inflict it on others would be a dick move. The dick kind of move that might get you in a fight.

Do NOT buy this shirt. Don’t buy it in any of the nine colors it comes in.

For every three laughs we are given one curse.

I can’t contain it for much longer. I’m doing my best to get it back in the vault. Please, do not buy this shirt. The more you do, the stronger it gets.

Remember me as a hero.

Tags hubris, mugs, punishment, shirts, sins, store, tanktops, women's cut