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Hot Dog Store: Pint Glasses Are Here!

You know I love our mugs, I talk about them all the time. But you know what? We need to shake things up a bit. Let me introduce you to our brand new pint glasses!

Right now we have 9 pint glasses available in the shop. They are 16 ounces, made of glass, and not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand wash these studs, and theyā€™ll serve you for years to come. Letā€™s take a look at a couple of them.

My goodness these things look great. Like something youā€™d win at a pizza hut after reading 100 books. This is our Hot Dog Pail Kids Pint Glass, and that thing would look great filled up with a tasty beverage.

Of course we have the original character Ice Pop Paul on one of these. Thatā€™s his name!

You can even choose your character with our pint glass featuring The Dogg Boyzz.

And last, but certainly not least, your hot dog heroes are available in all of their pixel glory on our Double Doggon Pint Glass.

So check out all the pint glasses we have to offer, and throw away all other drinkware (except our mugs), because they are WORTHLESS GARBAGE and you deserve so much better.

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Hot Dog Store: The Official Hot Dog Handshake

Hot Dog Handshake is back in a big way! Donā€™t believe me? Look at this image:

See?

So check it out, we have it in a shirt available in five different color options, including Athletic Heather for everyone who gave up on their resolution to get fit this year, but still wants to feel like they might go for a jog. Not today, and tomorrow is looking pretty busy, but soon.

And did you know we also have it available in a mug? Yeah, it comes in like 10 different colors.

These mugs are lead and BPA-free, and are fine in the dishwasher or microwave.

So get that Hot Dog Handshake, wear the shirt, fill the mug with Poxco Peppo or whatever. Buy two and make them kiss! The future is what you make of it.

Sorry about all that vault stuff last week. We have things under control now, but thereā€™s no time to chat. Youā€™re on Hot Dog business.

This week our featured vault product is the incredible Hot Dog Business Polo!

A beautiful little wiener tastefully embroidered for your busy work day.

It is so small. Everyone loves it!

Like all vault products, it is up to you to unlock and explore to find it. Just please donā€™t let anything awful out.

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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Pail Kids and HORRORS FROM THE VAULT

Collect them all! There are two.

NEW MERCH TIME! You never asked but we made ā€˜em, 1900HOTDOG HOT DOG PAIL KIDS!

Available right now in our store in a variety of colors on that comfy shirt stock you know and love. Here it is in a womenā€™s cut.

Also available as a tank top in EIGHT different colors! I think this is the most weā€™ve ever offered. Thatā€™s pretty incredible. One for every day of the week, and then a bonus for when you do laundry.

Not a shirt person? More of a mug meanie? Donā€™t worry buddy, these look fucking sick as hell on mugs.

And last, but certainly not least, the classic cut. This thing looks and feels incredible. Hang on, Iā€™m going to zoom in on the Heather Prism Ice Blue variant so you can get a good look at it. Here we go:

Hell yeah thatā€¦

Shit. What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK???

BROCKWAY? SEANBABY? I NEED HELP IN HERE!!!

OH FUCK OH FUCK

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN ONE OF THESE DAYS

SHIT

WE ARE BEING PUNISHED FOR OUR HUBRIS

Hang on, let me compose myself for a moment.

Ok. We all know 1900HOTDOG deals in cursed artifacts. Thatā€™s a given. Usually itā€™s something funny or upsetting or whatever. But itā€™s always for laughs. There is a dark side to this bargain though.

The main reason we have the vault is to make sure the worst of the worst doesnā€™t escape. We front load it with hunk shirts and wiener hats, but that is to hide the true horrors within.

This week, our punishment comes in the form of a shirt that you should absolutely not buy under any circumstances. Iā€™m not being cute and making a joke or being ironic or anything. This is a curse that you cannot unsee, and to buy it and inflict it on others would be a dick move. The dick kind of move that might get you in a fight.

Do NOT buy this shirt. Donā€™t buy it in any of the nine colors it comes in.

For every three laughs we are given one curse.

I canā€™t contain it for much longer. Iā€™m doing my best to get it back in the vault. Please, do not buy this shirt. The more you do, the stronger it gets.

Remember me as a hero.

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Hot Dog Store: 8-Bit Hot Dogs plus What’s in the Vault??

This ainā€™t some two-bit shirt, this here is all eightā€¦

Assorted weights and torments.

This week letā€™s take it back to halcyon days, back when things were super chill. Youā€™d wake up at 10, skateboard down to the arcade, pop a few quarters in the machine, and Zeus would kill your husband while he was at sea.

You know what Iā€™m talking about. Thatā€™s right, 8-Bit Hot Dogs! Look at them all in their little pixel glory. Wonderful. And you can even buy player 1 and player 2 versions of the shirt in blue and red. Iā€™m sure there are other colors too, but cā€™mon, classic red vs blue.

And for those cold mornings when you hurl yourself into the sea to be with your dead husband again, weā€™ve got that hoodie!

Itā€™s available in five colors, but I suggest the light blue option, because it really brings out the color in my eyes. Pick one up and see if it does the same for you!

HALT

You have entered a secure area

What awaits you in the vault this week? Letā€™s pop on those PoxCo X-Ray Specs and find out! If you get a headache or brain bleed, it just means the X-Rays are working!

Could it be? Are the legends true?

It is! Itā€™s all true! Back in the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, we made this fuckinā€™ shirt, and itā€™s available in the PoxCo Vaults right now in nine different colors.

Make sure you are logged into the site with your patreon account to view all the items in the vault, and hop on the discord if you have a suggestion for something youā€™d like to see!

Thatā€™s it this week, who knows what Iā€™ll have for you next time.

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Hot Dog Store: Sgt. Bigfeetā€™s Lonely AIMS Team Band

Featuring the hit single ā€œWild Bill in the Tree with Chainsaws.ā€

NEW MERCH TIME! This week we have one hell of an image to show you. You need to click through to see this thing in all of its glory, these little preview images donā€™t do it justice.

You can get an idea, sure, but trust me, click on this link right here that I am typing and now have typed and you have read and are getting ready to click on no go back stop reading the sentence go click on it and then come back and finish reading the sentence about our ultra comfy womenā€™s cut shirts. Ok did you do that? Great! Did you see how jam-packed the image on the shirt is? WILD, RIGHT?

Again, you are gonna have to trust me, if you didnā€™t click through last time, take this time to visit the page for our classic cut shirts and really look at the picture on it. Itā€™s got at least one Shaq!

And you know we have it available as a premium print 18ā€x24ā€ poster, because this beauty is art, and everyone who visits your house should know what you are into. Heck, buy it for a friend and put it up in their house so they have to look at it every day. Figure out a way to make one of those HALO ring planet things or like that movie with matt damon and he was all angry and they had health care or something, Downsizing? I donā€™t know. Anyway, first person to do that and get the ring to go around the entire planet and have it show the poster to everyone on earth gets a free candy bar, and probably a shirt.

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Hot Dog Store: Seanbabies Tidbits

Please ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.

Look at those little guys, just having the time of their lives.

These came out a few weeks ago, but Iā€™m not sure everyone saw them the first time. I havenā€™t seen a single mention of it in Milan yet, but you know how it goes in Italy. So once again, womenā€™s style cut shirts available right now in our shop for you to buy, today.

You need the classic style shirt? Check this out

Itā€™s real, baby! And it is available right now! Our classic style shirt that you know and love, now with all the SEANBABIES on it. I donā€™t know if I am supposed to type it in all caps, but thatā€™s how it looks from here so SEANBABIES it is!

I can think of 1000 ways to have fun wearing one of our awesome tank tops. I bet if I had this, I could think of at least one more.

Oh, wait, just thought of one!

Getting this incredible illustration on one of our super cool thick paper prints! You get 24 by 36 full inches of TIDBITS fun, anywhere you decide to put it!

In Vault news: smuggle a lilā€™ Jimmy Jiggles into work. Itā€™s a felony.

This bad boy is only available in the vault. I tried to ask AI to write a paragraph here to explain how the shirt feels and give you the details but I think it broke

Anyway, this guy got one, and we havenā€™t heard from him for almost two weeks! He must be very happy with his purchase and is probably totally fine.

Look at that glowing review! Incredible. If you also want clothing that does not immediately set on fire when worn, be sure to poke around in the vaults. Iā€™m not gonna link it because itā€™s a vault, you gotta open it yourself!