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Hot Dog Store: Year 2 Dogg Cru

Wow, hard to believe it’s been 38 years already. But I want to take you back a bit, back to a very special moment. A simpler time, one where all you needed was a motorcycle, a harpoon gun, and a sick ass tattoo of a hot dog. That’s right, today we are celebrating the Year 2 Dogg Cru.

Own a piece of momentous history in three different styles available in our shop, right now.

Our classic shirt is available for you in red, white, and athletic heather. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, and the Heather color contains polyester. It’s pre-shrunk, and super comfy.

Come on, what else are you going to spend that money on, MORE cheezy ranch?

You have enough cheezy ranch at home. What you don’t have is a shirt commemorating the year 2 dogg cru, and you can fix that very easily.

C’mon, make the right choice.

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Hot Dog Store: NEW ITEM ALERT! SPOILER: IT RULES!

Please ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.

Are you ready?

WHAAAAT? NO WAY!

Yes way. Boom, women’s style cut shirts available right now in our shop for you to buy, today.

You need the classic style shirt? Check this out

It’s real, baby! And it is available right now! Our classic style shirt that you know and love, now with all the SEANBABIES on it. I don’t know if I am supposed to type it in all caps, but that’s how it looks from here so SEANBABIES it is!

I can think of 1000 ways to have fun wearing one of our awesome tank tops. I bet if I had this, I could think of at least one more.

Oh, wait, just thought of one!

Getting this incredible illustration on one of our super cool thick paper prints! You get 24 by 36 full inches of TIDBITS fun, anywhere you decide to put it!

Look, you can get one Pre-owned Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cheerleader Buffy action figure thing, where she is clearly disappointed in your purchase, or, you can get four of these posters where these SEANBABIES are totally stoked about everything.

That’s 20 SEANBABIES. I don’t think you can handle that many, like I think it might be illegal?

Whatever, laws are for dorks, buy as many posters as you can, that’d show us!

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Hot Dog Store: 8-Bit Hot Dogs

Hey kid, want to see a video game?

Too bad! I do have some awesome 8-Bit Hot Dogs apparel for you though! Exclamation mark!

First off is the hoodie I’m always talking about. I say this as someone that has three different Hot Dog hoodies, these are stupid comfy. This one has five different color styles, but that doesn’t matter. What does matter is I am pretty sure Brockway hugs each one of these before they ship out. They feel like someone hugs them at least. But if you are already all hoodiededified up, check out how this looks on a shirt!

Man, that just pops, doesn’t it? The kind of shirt you could wear in Milan or Miami. And you’ve got six color options to choose from! I envy you in this moment, so many choices ahead of you, each teeming with possibilities. Incredible. You’re incredible. Buy a shirt.

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Hot Dog Store: Assembled Dogs

DOGS! ASSEMBLE!

The whole crew is back together for one more job. You son of a bitch; you’re in. And we’ve got a bunch of options for you to bring the crew home.

You know we got those mugs. You know this. 11 ounce, 15 ounce, it doesn’t matter. These ceramic mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe, bpa and lead free, and are guaranteed to hold liquid or other things. You choose!

We also have this incredible 18”x18” poster available on super high-quality Japanese paper. Beautiful art, beautifully colored on beautiful paper for your beautiful home!

Our classic Assembled Dogs shirt is available in three colors, because any more than that and you would become too powerful. We can’t allow that to happen.

And our women’s styled cut has a dozen different color options, because the future is now. Wow!

Lastly, we have our business tanktop attire with the Assembled Dogs graphic plastered right smack dab on the front to let everyone know you mean business. No sleeves, no witnesses. Nothing personal.

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Hot Dog Store: Jimmy Jiggles

Who in the world is Jimmy Jiggles?

Oh. But we love that guy, right? Maybe we love him so much, we want to see his little face everywhere we look. Maybe we want to make sure everyone else sees his face everywhere they look too!

Your first option is a lovely shirt, available in six colors. These things are super soft and comfy, and they are pre-shrunk so you don’t have to worry about sizing issues.

We recently introduced ceramic mugs in 11 and 15 ounce options. There are a whole bunch of colors available, and it’s cool because the inside and the handle have that pop of color, and it looks neat. Lead and BPA free, and dishwasher and microwave safe. Pop a couple hot dogs in this thing with some water, microwave it, and enjoy the finest hot dog tea in your finest hot dog mug.

Over in our hoodie section, we have five different colors of one of the softest and coziest hoodies around. And it has a big ol’ pocket!

Our women’s cut version of the shirt comes in 12 colors. That’s a dozen! That’s twice as many colors as something that only has six colors. Incredible!

And finally, our unnamed, unused Hot Dog mascot is available on a sweet 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton relaxed fit tanktop. The only garment that keeps you stylish in any business meeting, or business kumite.

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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Handshake!

2025 is officially the year of Hot Dog Handshake. Don’t believe me? Look at this image:

See?

So check it out, we have it in a shirt available in five different color options, including Athletic Heather for everyone who made a resolution to get fit this year.

But did you know we also have it available in a mug? Yeah, it comes in like 10 different colors.

These mugs are lead and BPA-free, and are fine in the dishwasher or microwave.

So get that Hot Dog Handshake, wear the shirt, fill the mug with expired jolt cola or whatever. Buy two and make them kiss! It’s your decision.