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Hot Dog Store: Welcome to 2026

The holidays are over, the new year has been rung in. Rang in? Ringed in. That’s the one. The new year has been ringed in and you forgot to send cards out to everyone. Whoops!

It’s all good, we got your back. You probably didn’t see the podcast roundup last week because you were too busy doing cool stuff like kickflipping your grandma over a car or something. But if you did see it, you’d have known that we got some sick ass holiday themed postcards for you. Check ‘em out.

Look at the boys, hard at work putting together their best of. It’s just like Bodhi day according to my internet search engine’s AI scraper. That’s pretty neat!

The Coyote King stands alone on Christmas morning. Nobody got him anything. That’s so sad! Send this one to your weird uncle.

Praise be, our savior is born! Celebrate the birth of the Deathcat with this jubilant illustration and let us adore him. Featuring a regular dog!

Nothing says winter like a dogsled ride with your boys. Season the most greeting with what I hope is something not physically connected to any of the three.

Oh boy fat man, you’ve gone and stepped in it now. Time for a traditional Christmas beatdown courtesy of 1900HotDog

Get cozy by the fireplace with a postcard showing my favorite time of year: Hot Cocoa out of our cool ass mugs! Double merch push, got’em!

And let’s see if the vault has rewards or punishments for the first week of the year. The discord prophet says that it is a portent of things to come. An important portent even. I had a dream about an upcoming camping trip that I ended up cancelling. Glad I did because there was a recall on some of my gear, which I knew because of the important portent about that poor tent.

Stop throwing things at me I’ll open the damn vault already.

The game may die, the shirt never will.

This week we have the Kumite The Home Game shirt available in the vault, only in 2026! I mean if you can figure out how to buy it in 2025 right now that’d be amazing, but as far as I know you gotta accept the linearity of the flow of time and you also gotta buy this shirt.

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Hot Dog Store: The Last Store Post Of 2025

Wow, 52 weeks already. What a wild ride this year has been. You know what else is a wild ride?

Hell yeah, this one pint glass!

Check it out

Our newest design, but I’m only showing you the pint glass, because shirts can’t get you fucked up.

It’s that weird time between christmas and new years where you should be drunk as hell.

Have I ever told you about the thirteen month calendar and how superior it is to our dumb bullshit?

13 months, made up of 4 weeks of 7 days. An extra day outside of time at the end called NEW YEAR DAY that isn’t on the calendar. And then every four years we get an extra day LEAP DAY right after.

It’s too simple.

But noooo, big calendar has to make sure you get all your weird fucking dates all mixed up all the time with roaming holidays and bank closures and presidents day.

Fuck calendars, pint glasses.

NEW YEAR NEW YOU.

Do yoga and eat right for Satan.

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Hot Dog Store: 2025 Wearables Recap

It’s time for your 2025 HotDog wrapped, find out how much of your data we sold at a profit with this slideshow we let AI put together.

Nah, that’d be fucked up. Let’s look at merch!

2025 saw the release of six new 1900HotDog themed illustrations, not including BIGFEETS (which we will get on a different day). That is incredible. This is almost your last chance to buy as much of these as you can to try and write them off as charitable donations on your taxes next year. Don’t take advice from a comedy website merch post about how to do your taxes, but also totally do that.

And now here they are in no particular order

Seanbaby’s Tidbits Babies – Please ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.

Available as a classic cut shirt, a women’s cut shirt, and a tanktop.

Hot Dog Pail Kids – Collect them all! There are two. They’re on this shirt.

Available as a classic cut shirt, a women’s cut shirt, and a tanktop.

Hot Dog Assault – This is your brain on Hot Dog.

Available as a classic cut shirt, a women’s cut shirt, a tanktop, AND our only hoodie!

Dogg Rodd – Slam in the back of our Doggula.

Available as a classic cut shirt, a women’s cut shirt, and a tanktop.

Hot Dog Action Figure – With real Nitrate-Blasting action!

Available ONLY as a classic cut shirt. Incredibly rare!

Hot Dog Karate – Learn the forbidden groin secrets of the east.

Available as a classic cut shirt, and a women’s cut shirt.

And this year saw the installation of The PoxCo Vault. A horrible place of wonders and punishments, only viewable by those damned enough to have been cursed with forbidden knowledge.

I’m not going to pop this vault door wide open and let everything out, but I will open it a tad further today just to show three items I really enjoyed this year.

The Jimmy Jiggles Dad Hat. Get your dad a hat he’ll never understand.

The Understated Hot Dog Track Jacket. Let them know you’re a maniac in a tasteful, subtle way.

And our line of exclusive Hot Dog Business Casual Polos. Smuggle a lil’ Jimmy Jiggles into work. It’s a felony.

Each of these is such an absurd little slice of 1900HotDog, and I love that they exist out there in the real world. You guys are wild, it’s awesome.

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Hot Dog Store: Start Your Engines, It’s Dogg Rodd Time!

Get your no-good rat fink big daddy ass in here.

Rusty cooked up one hell of an illustration for you this week, and we’ve put it on just about everything we could.

Dennard is the guy
Who makes Brockway cry

Jokes that slowly burn
Seanbaby’s concern

Dig through the ditches

and burn through the witches

Slam in the back of our Doggula.

That is just so fucking cool. I love that style. Well, let’s take a look in the ol’ vault this week! Have you been good little hotdogs?

You have! And for your good behavior we have the ET Prom shirt available in the vault this week!

We know you have a lot of questions just looking at this shirt. Don’t worry, we get this a lot: Brockway is E.T.’s prom date, E.T. is Seanbaby’s prom date, Seanbaby is Brockway’s prom date.

The only way to know more is to own the shirt. Buy it if you can find it, I’ve hidden it well!

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Hot Dog Store: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Mugmas

Cocoa! Tea! Warm Piss! You can drink anything if you have the right equipment!

Look, I went to Japan and got all zen and centered and shit. I’m totally at peace with everything and I feel like it is reflecting in these store posts. You could put these babies on pinterest they look so good.

I put that Hot Dog Assault Mug there on that little patch of moss. Maybe the contrast and color isn’t perfect, but maybe that’s what makes it special. Special like when you pour a little bit of daddy’s special drink into your morning cup of coffee. Maybe if you buy some mugs I’ll do better photoshop images for the store post. I’m game if you are.

The Hot Dog Pail Kids Mug sits defiantly at the edge of a garden rock, daring gravity to take it. That’s the kind of certainty and tenacity I expect in a mug that can hold up in the dishwasher and microwave. That’s how you know it’s good quality, because it dares nature and holds liquids.

Check out the rest of our mugs. It’s the perfect time to pick one or seventeen up!

OH SHIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING LAST WEEK. Ok hang on, follow me into the vault.

Ok, pretend it is last Saturday. Ok.

Wow guys, Thanksgiving sure did fly by, but you know what is still in season? TRAXXGIVING, BABY!

Available this week in the vault, we have the original Ghana Traxx Shirt ready for any spelunker brave enough to delve deep enough. You can’t get enough of Shadoe Stevens, and neither can the Ghanians, and that’s why we had to develop this incredible shirt. Available only to a select few, get yours now or shit your pants on the way to work. The choice is yours.

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Hot Dog Store: Thanksgiving is OVER. It is still GIVING SEASON

Reminding you once again: you can buy memberships for your friends! Christmas is coming!

Bring your friends and enemies into 2026 with the gift of cursed knowledge.

Your support of the arts gets you four of the weekly articles and the ability to interact with the fascinating minds that created them. Like the first aspect of the hot dog, Learning, each article will cause you to know more yet understand less. For instance, the state dinosaur of tubed meat is Mesosuchus. You also gain access to our thriving Hot Dog Discord server, full of eager maniacs waiting to meet YOU!

You, true hero, get access to all articles and bonus material including exclusive weekly podcast bonus episodes and each month’s team-up. New delights every week! You are courageous to face off against such naked, flagrant hotdoggery! You also gain access to bi-weekly Hot Dog Events in the Discord server, by which we almost always mean watching something that should not exist with Seanbaby, Brockway, and a few dozen internet weirdos like you.

You monster! You grow stronger with every tier! Now you also gain access to the Behind the Scenes channel on the Hot Dog Discord. With each article, there’s cut material, fun bonuses, and dark truths you can never unlearn. Come learn them!

Gain access to the Hidden PoxCo Vaults: A private store full of exclusive merchandise, updated monthly and all sold at-cost. That means dangerously cheap. That means we make no profit on it. That means we accept no blame. You will also gain access to Untubed Sausage, the exclusive VIP Discord Channel full of its own separate, forbidden artifacts. There are basically no artifacts here that are allowed.

You are a legend among beef. In addition to access to the bonus episodes, Teamworking Days, Discord, community events, behind the scenes info, private store of accursed objects, and all the Internet hilarity, if you’re a Supreme then history will know of what you have done: Seanbaby and Brockway will write you a custom joke title to live forever on our About page, entire articles will be regularly dedicated just to you with custom jokes, your name will be shouted on the Dogg Zzone, again accompanied by custom jokes — we’re comedians, this is all we have. You’ll appear in the end credits of the Dogg Zzone animated podcast and the BIGFEETS video podcast. You alone will unlock the true meaning of hot dog. It will live inside you, telling you when to punch, when to love, and when to both.

Speaking of the vault, don’t forget the incredible value we lock within:

This week I’m giving a little look you can show your friends to trick them into thinking everything is fine and safe. Why look at this:

Wow, that rules!

And would you look at that? Nothing but the best for our vault keepers.

See? You can show your friends a great time with a membership, and give them access to the vault.

It’s going to be fine.

And this week there won’t even be surprise dick fights.

Because you expect it