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Hot Dog Store: The Secret Men – A 1900HotDog Duxcast

It’s SATURDAY and that means one thing, and one thing only:

But first,

Remember that time Brockway and Seanbaby fought all those lava apes? Buy the commemorative shirt available here at these hyperlinked words! It’s something you’ll always want to forget and never will. Now on shirts!

And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for…

Piss, native boys, erotic brushing. The DuxCast has it all. If only it existed.

But the shirt exists, and is available RIGHT NOW in our vault. Oh we couldn’t let this bad boy go to just anyone. You gotta register your arms as lethal weapons in seventeen states if you buy one of these.

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Hot Dog Store: Catchin’ Up On 2026

We’ve got some stuff coming soon, but in the meantime, let’s take a look at what we’ve got so far.

First off, there were some podcast postcards that came out last week! Here they are in whatever order my computer decided they should be in:

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 261, Deadliest Warrior WEAPONS EDITION with Eddie Doty

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 259, William Wegman: Dog Pervert with Hana Michels

BIGFEETS – Episode 63, The Secret of the Red Shed

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 260, Trancers 2 with Jamie Kelly

BIGFEETS – Episode 62, The Return of Trapper

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 262, Automan with Zak Koonce

Really cool art made by a really cool dude available as little tiny postcards. Like miniature posters you can carry around with you to show people in line at the grocery store. A whole bunch more available over here at this link.

1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM contains 18 theme songs, 23 Extra Wieners, and 1 stunning high res artwork of all 16 of your favorite dogs. Featuring the musical talents of Zak Koonce, Jamie Kelly, Seanbaby, and technically Brockway, 1-900HOTDOG: THE ALBUM is the perfect theme music for any occasion, from the bedroom (fucking) to your neighbor’s carport (also fucking). You can fuck to this album. You can only fuck to it. You’re not allowed to do anything else but fuck while playing it.

Available only on our patreon.

Ok, that’s the last time I’ll post about the album for a while. I promise.

Anyway check this out, come in here real quick…

Get your hunks in week form!

That’s right, this week in the vault we have the 1-900-HOTDOG HUNK WEEK shirt available in the hunkiest of cuts, our incredible V-Cut. You know you want it, you know you need it. Unlock the vault and submit to your hunkiest desires.

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Hot Dog Store: This Shirt Does Not Make Sense

But you know what? Neither does anything else right now.

So check it out, we have it in a shirt that you can wear all over your torso and shoulder areas.

Pretty innovative!

And did you know we also have it available in a mug? Yeah, it comes in like 10 different colors.

These mugs are lead and BPA-free, and are fine in the dishwasher or microwave.

So get that Hot Dog Handshake, wear the shirt, fill the mug with Poxco Peppo or whatever. Buy two and make them kiss! The future is what you make of it.

There’s no time to chat. You’re on Hot Dog business.

This week our featured vault product is the incredible Hot Dog Business Polo!

A beautiful little wiener tastefully embroidered for your busy work day.

It is so small. Everyone loves it!

Like all vault products, it is up to you to unlock and explore to find it. Just please don’t let anything awful out.

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Hot Dog Store: ICYMI 1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM

It’s like music, but for your ears!

When we started this website, it was a thin excuse to pursue our true passion: Podcasting. When we started the podcast, it was a thin excuse to pursue our truer passion: Commissioning custom theme songs. Finally you can give us money for them, and help make a very small dent in our absolutely crippling theme song debt.

1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM contains 18 theme songs, 23 Extra Wieners, and 1 stunning high res artwork of all 16 of your favorite dogs. Featuring the musical talents of Zak Koonce, Jamie Kelly, Seanbaby, and technically Brockway, 1-900HOTDOG: THE ALBUM is the perfect theme music for any occasion, from the bedroom (fucking) to your neighbor’s carport (also fucking). You can fuck to this album. You can only fuck to it. You’re not allowed to do anything else but fuck while playing it.

Available only on our patreon.

I feel a strong energy coming from the vault this week.

Do yoga and eat right for Satan.

Available once again in the vault, Dreams of the Witch! Don’t wait too long though, who knows how long this witch will bathe in mediocrity before the slumber ends. Get your shirt while you can, and if you can’t, figure your shit out!

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Hot Dog Store: 1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM

When we started this website, it was a thin excuse to pursue our true passion: Podcasting. When we started the podcast, it was a thin excuse to pursue our truer passion: Commissioning custom theme songs. Finally you can give us money for them, and help make a very small dent in our absolutely crippling theme song debt.

1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM contains 18 theme songs, 23 Extra Wieners, and 1 stunning high res artwork of all 16 of your favorite dogs. Featuring the musical talents of Zak Koonce, Jamie Kelly, Seanbaby, and technically Brockway, 1-900HOTDOG: THE ALBUM is the perfect theme music for any occasion, from the bedroom (fucking) to your neighbor’s carport (also fucking). You can fuck to this album. You can only fuck to it. You’re not allowed to do anything else but fuck while playing it.

Available only on our patreon.

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Hot Dog Store: Pint Glasses For Your Pint Asses

The crew is hard at work on something new and cool, but in the meantime, I’m thirsty. Are you thirsty?

Irrelevant.

You will get thirsty at some point though and that’s what I’m here to help you with today.

Fun fact, anything you put in here tastes like fetid hotdog water. Don’t believe me? Buy one right now and try it. Worst case scenario I am wrong and you have a cool glass. But if it does work, oh buddy, can you imagine?

Hotdoggers will see this and say “Hell Yeah.” They are totally right. They also buy it because they are cool. You are cool, right? I’d hate to have to think you weren’t. Lookin’ at you, Mike.

You down with IPP? No, not the Insane Plown Posse, I’m talking about ICE POP PAUL. What a delightful scamp; you should invite him into your home and allow him to keep watch over you from his place within your curio. You don’t have a curio? Weird. Well, don’t worry, he’ll figure something out.

I feel a strong energy coming from the vault this week.

You know what was a great week?

Hunk week.

Our hunks celebrate the only way they know: Buns out. And thankfully you can celebrate buns to the wind while wearing this shirt, available only in the vault!