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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Handshake and Fightin’ Hogs

Have you heard about 1900🌭?

You have now!

Since the dawn of time, mankind has been beset by others. Spoiler, we are the others. So since you are one of us, and not one of those dorks wearing shoes on the beach (I think?) You should get a shirt to prove it.

Hell yeah, lookin good.


And did you know we also have it available in a mug? Yeah, it comes in like 10 different colors.

These mugs are lead and BPA-free, and are fine in the dishwasher or microwave.

So get that Hot Dog Handshake, wear the shirt, fill the mug with sweet sweet lady gasoline or something. It’s gonna be the last good memory you have, because I’ve got bad news about the vault this week.

I tried to contain it as much as I could but it’s just too damn powerful.

THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S TIME TO DICK FIGHT! You ready to rock out with your cock out? Feel the throb of the meat sabres as they clash in sweaty glory? Too bad, because this week the vault is full of this cursed shirt, and it’s up to you to clear it out. You gotta do something about this, it is above my pay grade and I can’t have all these dick fightin’ shirts everywhere, what if my mom stops by? If it were your mom, she’d feel right at home, but not my mom. So get your mom this shirt. She loves dick fightin’.

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Hot Dog Store: Be Cool, Just Click The Link

Shit’s weird this week. Don’t make eye contact, we can get through this as long as we play it smart.

It’s America’s favorite mascot, Jimmy Jiggles!

Look at him on this healthy man. You can be healthy man with shirt. Buy shirt with Jimmy Jiggles! Save a life!

This man has never held a mug in his damn life. You had ONE JOB and now we are all DOOMED because you couldn’t be assed to face Jimmy toward the camera you smug son of a fuck.

What is WITH everyone this week? Something in the air.

Oh boy, it’s worse than I thought.

We are Corey. And if you’re not, you soon will be. Available only in the vault, your ticket to being part of something greater than yourself. You are accepted. You belong. You should buy a shirt.

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Hot Dog Store: A Micro-Rib Women’s Tank Top??

We got a new type of torso cloth in the vault! But before that, check this out:

A true classic.

We got it on shirts in the store. Look, that dude is wearing one and he looks really great in it! You could look exactly like that! You just gotta buy this shirt!

But wait, check THIS out

That’s right, our classic Assembled Dogs mug, just like your great grandmother used to drink absinthe or whatever out of. Yours now for the low price of whatever the store says. What a deal!

Alright, opening up the vault because we have something new in here. Two weeks in a row? You lucky lucky person. I hope nothing horrible is going to pop out of here soon.

There’s something in that corn, and it ain’t no corn.

For the first time ever, Huckleberry vs. Predator is available in six colors on our new Micro-Rib Women’s Tank Top. Featuring art from a syphilitic shark man, this is the only piece of clothing that captures the daily struggle of life in the Appalachian wilderness. Available only in the Vault, grab it while you can!

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Hot Dog Store: The Secret Men – A 1900HotDog Duxcast

It’s SATURDAY and that means one thing, and one thing only:

But first,

Remember that time Brockway and Seanbaby fought all those lava apes? Buy the commemorative shirt available here at these hyperlinked words! It’s something you’ll always want to forget and never will. Now on shirts!

And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for…

Piss, native boys, erotic brushing. The DuxCast has it all. If only it existed.

But the shirt exists, and is available RIGHT NOW in our vault. Oh we couldn’t let this bad boy go to just anyone. You gotta register your arms as lethal weapons in seventeen states if you buy one of these.

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Hot Dog Store: Catchin’ Up On 2026

We’ve got some stuff coming soon, but in the meantime, let’s take a look at what we’ve got so far.

First off, there were some podcast postcards that came out last week! Here they are in whatever order my computer decided they should be in:

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 261, Deadliest Warrior WEAPONS EDITION with Eddie Doty

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 259, William Wegman: Dog Pervert with Hana Michels

BIGFEETS – Episode 63, The Secret of the Red Shed

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 260, Trancers 2 with Jamie Kelly

BIGFEETS – Episode 62, The Return of Trapper

Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 262, Automan with Zak Koonce

Really cool art made by a really cool dude available as little tiny postcards. Like miniature posters you can carry around with you to show people in line at the grocery store. A whole bunch more available over here at this link.

1-900-HOTDOG: THE ALBUM contains 18 theme songs, 23 Extra Wieners, and 1 stunning high res artwork of all 16 of your favorite dogs. Featuring the musical talents of Zak Koonce, Jamie Kelly, Seanbaby, and technically Brockway, 1-900HOTDOG: THE ALBUM is the perfect theme music for any occasion, from the bedroom (fucking) to your neighbor’s carport (also fucking). You can fuck to this album. You can only fuck to it. You’re not allowed to do anything else but fuck while playing it.

Available only on our patreon.

Ok, that’s the last time I’ll post about the album for a while. I promise.

Anyway check this out, come in here real quick…

Get your hunks in week form!

That’s right, this week in the vault we have the 1-900-HOTDOG HUNK WEEK shirt available in the hunkiest of cuts, our incredible V-Cut. You know you want it, you know you need it. Unlock the vault and submit to your hunkiest desires.

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Hot Dog Store: This Shirt Does Not Make Sense

But you know what? Neither does anything else right now.

So check it out, we have it in a shirt that you can wear all over your torso and shoulder areas.

Pretty innovative!

And did you know we also have it available in a mug? Yeah, it comes in like 10 different colors.

These mugs are lead and BPA-free, and are fine in the dishwasher or microwave.

So get that Hot Dog Handshake, wear the shirt, fill the mug with Poxco Peppo or whatever. Buy two and make them kiss! The future is what you make of it.

There’s no time to chat. You’re on Hot Dog business.

This week our featured vault product is the incredible Hot Dog Business Polo!

A beautiful little wiener tastefully embroidered for your busy work day.

It is so small. Everyone loves it!

Like all vault products, it is up to you to unlock and explore to find it. Just please don’t let anything awful out.