Haha, it’s gonna be May. Remember that? Classic. Alright enough fucking around, because Lydia Bugg fucked around and brought us Dial A Date. Merritt K upset Brockway with a Fantasy Fuckball dive into r/celebeconomy. Dennard Dayle continued to atone for sins we will never know about by getting upset and going for Sucker Punch Round 3. And Seanbaby learned all the facts about Bloody 57!
That’s what we had available to read for free on the site this month, but let’s recap the many crimes 1900HOTDOG brought to your other senses:
Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 225, The Milky Life with David Bell
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back David Bell! After “Child of Peach” back in episode 223, the DOGGZZONE was undoubtedly put on MOST federal watch lists. Not good enough. We aim to be on ALL watch lists, so we dug up David Bell to join us as we recap, “The Milky Life” featuring everyone’s favorite infant elder, Mickey Rooney! Make no mistake, these podcasts are crimes and you’re implicit… not to worry, there’s plenty of commissary to go around on our tab… and it’s allll MILK. Strap on your diaper, we’re going to hell.
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 226, Stallone’s KNOCKOUT with Dan McQuade
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dan McQuade to watch “women wrestlers” “fight” in a “competition” conjured up by “Stallone.”
Once again, you’re going to be required by law to meet your neighbors for ANOTHER awkward conversation after listening to this “fun” episode!
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 227, Terror in the Woods with Jason Pargin
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back award winning author, Jason Pargin.
Today we watch “Terror in the Woods” also called, “These Woods are Haunted” but also not called that, or, it IS but the other thing. No one knows… scared yet? Brought to you by the same subset of Travel Channel’s channel channels, that birthed Mountain Monsters, “Haunted Terror Pargin” explores the real life tales of a drunk guy and his quest for lodging… SPOOKY LODGING. A testament to what might possibly be the best storytelling ever committed to video tape!
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 228, Clown Detective with Dennard Dayle
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dennard Dayle to the DOGGZZONE! Quick, name three sexy things. Don’t be shy… Correct! Clowns, Christians, and beans. Heaving, gelatinous mouthfuls of steaming hot baked beans. BBQ if you’re nasty. Now, imagine a book that packs all three of these, (your favorite) erotic ingredients into a violent, (also hot) action/noir. An LLM hallucination that will leave you honking and horny, (on account of those sweet whore beans you see) it’s none other than Duane Laflin’s titillating tome, The Party Is Over! (The Detective Was A Clown).
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But that’s not all, the boys continue to explore a show that might have forgotten the point of the show. TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW, THERE IS A ROGUE TEAM ON THE LOOSE. What will the AIMS team do??
BIGFEETS Episode 45 – The Rogue Team Rises PT. 1
The AIMS team is back at it! Doing what they do best, chasing their tail in pursuit of a threat they quite literally made up!
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BIGFEETS Episode 46 – The Rogue Team Rises PT. 2
Spirit Halloween masks, ‘haunted” sex shacks, and hillbilly hack writing make an inept improvised interrogation! Would you expect anything less from the AIMS team?? Yes! All this and less on this week’s episode of BIGFEETS!
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As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!
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