How is it already June? This year has both flown by and taken forever. Jeeeeeez. A lot going on this month. I say that every month, and it is always true. Why does stuff keep happening? Why does time continue to flow? How does reading work? I don’t know, but I have a few articles for you to practice on.
Lydia bugg nerded it up about the show Human Vs. Hamster. Merritt K took it in a different direction, nerding out about Otherverse America. But you only get part one for free. Michael Swaim stopped by not to upset you, but learn you good about the 1994 Burt Reynolds Sitcom That Nailed Trans Allyship (Because It’s Not Hard). That was a nice change of pace. And Jason hit that grindset mindset and upsettingly wrote about his dear friend and personal hero, Andrew Tate’s Morning Routine.
As for me, I got a fancy new digital tablet to practice drawing on. Everyone in charge is too busy to stop me, or maybe they don’t even know I do this. Either way, enjoy these manga and VHS covers! I learned a lot doing this, but I’m not sure what style I should draw next month. Let me know if you have any suggestions.
Oh, right, onto the podcasts!
Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 229, Kindergarten Ninja with Jamie Kelly
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Jamie Kelly, the resident clod. It’s quiz time! What movie is made up of equal parts Kindergarten Cop, Cool As Ice, No Retreat No Surrender, Down To Earth, Only the Strong, Duets, Rush Hour, Rocky IV, Almost an Angel, starring an athletic alcoholic sex pest and funded by the D.A.R.E.program?
If you answered, Seanbaby’s 2003 mail order classic. “Hunk Along Chastity 3, Clap Slab’s Revenge” – partial credit!
The answer we were actually looking for is 1994’s Kindergarten Ninja. Starring no one and featuring nothing… unless you’re into montages of montages of ninja-flavored slap fights. You are? Send a self addressed stamped envelope to- Oh. The ninja one. Yeah, just hit the play button.
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 230, Kanga Roddy with Rusty Shackles
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Rusty Shackles for… you know what? It’s Furry bangers. Now wait… by furry bangers we mean exactly what you think we mean. Songs about dead dogs. Look… we’re not here to judge your kinks. If you’re into furry bangers, just take a listen. We live to serve.
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 231, Cocktails with Hana Michels
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Hana Michels to trudge through a list of stage names and vague character arcs… Seriously. No wait, don’t go! It’s a lot more fun than it seems, especially if you’re gay! And if you’re listening to this podcast, well… we’re not here to out anybody, but you’re among allies <3
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 232, Battle of the Breakfast Cereal with Patrick Reed
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Patrick Reed for some ring side incredulity as two of wrestling most fearsome titan’s… General Mills and Kellogg’s oh god. Look, you have a favorite cereal, right? We’ll, wait till the end to see if your brand loses. Spoiler: It does. Hard.
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Out of the DOGGZZONE and onward toward adventure in the Appalachian foothills. What disturbing and incredible adventures will the AIMS team get up to this time?
BIGFEETS Episode 47 – Enter the Dark Forest
The AIMS team have entered a new paradigm, a stupid realm known only as “The Dark Forest” among cast and crew. The boys are on the hunt for… the Raven Mocker? Wait.. maybe the little ghost girl? Er.. AH! The Black Wolf! Whaddya mean “…the what?” The Black Wolf! No… no that’s not it. It’s Jeff’s dignity! The deadliest prey. It’s another piss soaked free for all on this week’s episode of BIGFEETS!
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BIGFEETS Episode 48 – The AIMS team vs. The Black Wolf
Gather up yer huntin’ jerky, yer huntin’ flossing knife, yer huntin’ fae maze, and all three of your teeth… we’re huntin’ the Black Wolf! The AIMS team is gonna get them some native American grim reaper, and THAT’S good eatin’ reaper! Strap on yer huntin’ diaper for another super sopping episode of BIGFEETS!
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As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!
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