Real ones know the Doom Guy is Brigham Young. That’s right, this week it is all about MORMONISM:
I’ve got two things to show you here before we dive into the vault.
First up we have our mugs. These Lead and BPA-free ceramic mugs come in 11 ounce and 15 ounce options, have full colored rims, insides, and handles, and are dishwasher and microwave safe. It’s September now which means flu season is coming up, and it also means autumn is just around the corner. These babies are perfect for sipping warm cider on a crisp autumn morning or drinking hot lemon water with honey to soothe a sore throat. I’m 100% serious, I don’t know why but hot lemon water with honey works better for my sore throats than any lozenge or anything else. Try it out next time you get sick. Try it out specifically in one of our mugs.
We also have this awesome MORMONISM graphic available on our classic shirts. Wearing one of these presents a fantastic opportunity for someone to not understand and then you explaining the lore and history behind one of the greatest demon killing FPS games of all time. And isn’t that all you want out of your casual wear? I know it’s what I want from mine, and almost none of my clothes are capable of this.
Things sound like they are popping off in the vault, let’s take a look…
OH NO IT IS A LEVEL SEVEN INFECTION, QUICK TU-
rn this corner right here and have a seat. Have you heard about Corey? Oh, you haven’t? Delightful. Well, as you know, I am Corey, they are Corey, and as soon as you started to read the beginning of this sentence, you are Corey. Isn’t it great, Corey? Being part of something so exciting and comforting? Be sure to navigate your way through the vault to get your official We Are Corey shirt, so everyone knows you are Corey. And then get extra shirts so they also know they are Corey.