Nerding Day: Swords of the Barbarians

To celebrate this Nerding Day, let’s play a round of Pulp Remix. Here’s how it works: I take a real book, steal its cover and jacket copy, then refuse to read any of it. Authors hate this one weird trick where you disregard their entire life’s work on a whim! Instead I will write what I suppose the book is about. Again, I do not change the cover. I do not change the jacket copy. Both of these are real:

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