Heads up, Hot Dog enthusiasts: Weâve got big news! Today is not Upsetting Day! We scheduled this announcement ironically, like calling a big guy âTiny,â or Joe Rogan âsexually viable.â Yes, this is the opposite of Upsetting Day, because today marks the official launch of our podc-
Today is Upsetting Day.
No, damn it!Â
Topper canât take this from us. Today sees the launch of the official đ1-900-HOTDOGđ podcast, Dogg Zzone 9000, available at this link, or wherever fine podcasts are sold.
Thatâs right, no more must you make do with those shoddy unlicensed knock-off Hot Dog podcasts, this here highly-processed tube of soundmeat is formally endorsed by the jokewranglers at 1-900-HOTD-
Topper! Fuck! F-fucking⌠fuck you! Fuck you hard in the soft parts, Topper.
Listen, we are extremely excited about the new podcast. In it, we explore some topics weâve already Hot Dogged, but from new angles, with new jokes, and while bringing new information we werenât able to cover with just 1200 words plus one weird photoshop. But mostly Iâm excited that you finally get to listen to our theme song, done by the very sexually viable Auralnauts. Even if youâre not a podcast fan, youâre going to want to fire this sucker up and hear that theme song. In just 43 short seconds, youâll absorb a full 600 IU dose of awesome to your ear and face areas, as both doctors and professors of the Badical Sciences recommend.Â
Can you⌠can you guys share this podcast as much as possible? We really need to get to that stretch goal where we fucking fire Topper.Â
