Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:

Fucking Day: 469 Sex Questions
07/01/2024
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Teamworking Day: Captain Al Cohol 🌭
06/28/2024
14 Comments

Learning Day: Tears Are Not Enough 🌭
06/27/2024
4 Comments

Upsetting Day: Baby Follies 🌭
06/26/2024
5 Comments

Learning Day: I Hate You!
06/25/2024
5 Comments

Learning Day: TikTok Pet Psychics
06/24/2024
6 Comments

Punching Day: Pro Wrestling Finishing Holds
06/21/2024
8 Comments

Fucking Day: Acquaintance Cards 🌭
06/20/2024
3 Comments

Nerding Day: The Day the Clown Cried
06/19/2024
11 Comments

Fucking Day: How to Undress in Front of Your Husband
06/18/2024
4 Comments

Fucking Day: Freckles and his Incel Friends
06/17/2024
4 Comments

Upsetting Day: Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons 🌭
06/14/2024
10 Comments

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Day of the Happy Boys
06/13/2024
2 Comments

Nerding Day: Paparazzi Samurai 🌭
06/12/2024
8 Comments

Nerding Day: Pokemon Black & Blue
06/11/2024
1 Comment

Nerding Day: BratTV Charmers Sponsored by Starburst 🌭
06/10/2024
3 Comments

Learning Day: You Can Ventriloquism 🌭
06/07/2024
6 Comments

Punching Day: The Martial Artists Book of the Occult 🌭
06/06/2024
6 Comments

Learning Day: There Is A Genie In My Szechuan Sauce
06/05/2024
7 Comments

Learning Day: D.I.Y. Magic
06/04/2024
4 Comments

Learning Day: The GIFTionary
06/03/2024
12 Comments

Mascot Week: Volto From Mars 🌭
05/31/2024
7 Comments

Mascot Week: The Insane Tragedy of Rock’n Rollen 🌭
05/30/2024
9 Comments

Mascot Week: Izzy’s Quest for Olympic Gold
05/29/2024
1 Comment

Mascot Week: Bernard the Bee Boy 🌭
05/28/2024
1 Comment

Mascot Week: Supermodelquins 🌭
05/27/2024
5 Comments

Teamworking Day: Muryo Waza 🌭
05/24/2024
8 Comments

Fucking Day: Miracle Beach
05/23/2024
4 Comments

Nerding Day: Mr. Stitch 🌭
05/22/2024
4 Comments

Nerding Day: Skeboarder
05/21/2024
3 Comments

Nerding Day: Black Grimoire App 🌭
05/20/2024
3 Comments

Punching Day: EMERGENCY D. SQUAD ETAL 🌭
05/17/2024
10 Comments

Learning Day: Night Watch
05/16/2024
6 Comments

Nerding Day: Jurassic Park’s Bizarre 1990s Toylines 🌭
05/15/2024
7 Comments

Learning Day: Songs of the IBM 🌭
05/14/2024
4 Comments

Learning Day: Costco Household Almanac
05/13/2024
1 Comment

Upsetting Day: No Hang-Ups
05/10/2024
3 Comments

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Hot Dog Singularity
05/09/2024
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Upsetting Day: Word Chewing 🌭
05/08/2024
9 Comments

Nerding Day: Sarah Palin Versus The World
05/07/2024
7 Comments

Upsetting Day: The Mascot Handbook 🌭
05/06/2024
1 Comment

Fucking Day: Captured by Love
05/03/2024
4 Comments

Upsetting Day: A Very Special Today’s Special
05/02/2024
17 Comments

Nerding Day: Nintendo Comics System 🌭
05/01/2024
4 Comments

Nerding Day: Foamy the Squirrel
04/30/2024
10 Comments

Learning Day: PraiseMoves 🌭
04/29/2024
10 Comments

Teamworking Day: Double Red Lucky 🌭
04/26/2024
6 Comments

Nerding Day: REAL Heat 🌭
04/25/2024
1 Comment

Learning Day: Rappin’ 🌭
04/24/2024
2 Comments

Nerding Day: The LXD 🌭
04/23/2024
No Comments

Fucking Day: Beautiful Disaster
04/22/2024
2 Comments

Learning Day: Prehistoric Birds in Modern Times 🌭
04/19/2024
10 Comments

Fucking Day: Finding Peak Hunk with the Fabulous Ones 🌭
04/18/2024
7 Comments

Fucking Day: Black Tokyo 🌭
04/17/2024
5 Comments

Nerding Day: Battle of the Year
04/16/2024
2 Comments

Learning Day: Italian Without Words
04/15/2024
2 Comments

Punching Day: Trial of the Punchmaster
04/12/2024
5 Comments

Nerding Day: Kidz Water Hydrators 🌭
04/11/2024
5 Comments

Nerding Day: Super Mario Scented Water 🌭
04/10/2024
3 Comments

Nerding Day: Marihuana
04/09/2024
6 Comments