Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:
Fucking Day: Another 469 Dirty Drawing Prompts
08/19/2024
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Hot Dog Store: Dogg Boyzz Shirt
08/17/2024
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Punching Day: Fight Zone 🌭
08/16/2024
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Oops, it’s Cat Week!
08/15/2024
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Learning Day: I Survived 9/11
08/14/2024
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Learning Day: More 20th Century Dolls, Vol. 1
08/13/2024
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Nerding Day: PFC
08/12/2024
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Hot Dog Store: The MORMON DOOM Shirt
08/10/2024
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Upsetting Day: Fourteen Things Witches Hope Parents Never Find Out
08/09/2024
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Learning Day: Lenny the Crack-Smoking Lion 🌭
08/08/2024
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Nerding Day: The Slayer’s Guide to Female Gamers
08/07/2024
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Learning Day: Cats’ Letters to Santa
08/06/2024
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Upsetting Day: Stoner Cats
08/05/2024
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The Hot Dog Store: Popsicle Pete Shirt
08/03/2024
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Upsetting Day: The Haunting Musical Puppets of Sandra-May
08/02/2024
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Nerding Day: The Complete Austin Powers for Gameboy Strategy Guide 🌭
08/01/2024
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Learning Day: The Chuck E. Cheese Archives 🌭
07/31/2024
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Nerding Day: Batman Ninja
07/30/2024
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Upsetting Day: The Real Housewives’ Titty Charts
07/29/2024
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Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS Shirt
07/29/2024
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Hot Dog Days in the Hot Dog Store!
07/27/2024
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Teamworking Day: The Celebrity Lookalike-Off 🌭
07/26/2024
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Learning Day: Saturday Night Fever Fliks Book 🌭
07/25/2024
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Nerding Day: Star Crystal 🌭
07/24/2024
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Nerding Day: Armor of God Force 🌭
07/23/2024
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Fucking Day: Superhorse’s Love Life 🌭
07/22/2024
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Fucking Day: Sexercises
07/19/2024
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: A Blessing of Clown Pregnancies
07/18/2024
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Upsetting Day: The Magic Christian
07/17/2024
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Fucking Day: The Otaku Box 🌭
07/16/2024
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Upsetting Day: The Dollhouse Killer’s Christmas List 🌭
07/15/2024
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Nerding Day: Mirthful Kombat
07/12/2024
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Upsetting Day: Sylvester Stallone’s Chaos Pen 🌭
07/11/2024
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Upsetting Day: Foreskin Man 🌭
07/10/2024
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Learning Day: The Brooke Book
07/09/2024
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Nerding Day: Viva Laughlin
07/08/2024
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Punching Day: Dealing Effectively With Idiots 🌭
07/05/2024
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Learning Day: The Magic of MOOOO
07/04/2024
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Nerding Day: A Commercial Monologue
07/03/2024
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Learning Day: Jim Limber Davis, A Black Orphan in the Confederate White House 🌭
07/02/2024
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Fucking Day: 469 Sex Questions
07/01/2024
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Teamworking Day: Captain Al Cohol 🌭
06/28/2024
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Learning Day: Tears Are Not Enough 🌭
06/27/2024
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Upsetting Day: Baby Follies 🌭
06/26/2024
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Learning Day: I Hate You!
06/25/2024
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Learning Day: TikTok Pet Psychics
06/24/2024
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Punching Day: Pro Wrestling Finishing Holds
06/21/2024
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Fucking Day: Acquaintance Cards 🌭
06/20/2024
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Nerding Day: The Day the Clown Cried
06/19/2024
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Fucking Day: How to Undress in Front of Your Husband
06/18/2024
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Fucking Day: Freckles and his Incel Friends
06/17/2024
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Upsetting Day: Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons 🌭
06/14/2024
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Day of the Happy Boys
06/13/2024
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Nerding Day: Paparazzi Samurai 🌭
06/12/2024
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Nerding Day: Pokemon Black & Blue
06/11/2024
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Nerding Day: BratTV Charmers Sponsored by Starburst 🌭
06/10/2024
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Learning Day: You Can Ventriloquism 🌭
06/07/2024
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Punching Day: The Martial Artists Book of the Occult 🌭
06/06/2024
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Learning Day: There Is A Genie In My Szechuan Sauce
06/05/2024
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Learning Day: D.I.Y. Magic
06/04/2024
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