Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:
Learning Day: Saturday Night Fever Fliks Book 🌭
07/25/2024
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Nerding Day: Star Crystal 🌭
07/24/2024
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Nerding Day: Armor of God Force 🌭
07/23/2024
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Fucking Day: Superhorse’s Love Life 🌭
07/22/2024
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Fucking Day: Sexercises
07/19/2024
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: A Blessing of Clown Pregnancies
07/18/2024
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Upsetting Day: The Magic Christian
07/17/2024
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Fucking Day: The Otaku Box 🌭
07/16/2024
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Upsetting Day: The Dollhouse Killer’s Christmas List 🌭
07/15/2024
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Nerding Day: Mirthful Kombat
07/12/2024
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Upsetting Day: Sylvester Stallone’s Chaos Pen 🌭
07/11/2024
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Upsetting Day: Foreskin Man 🌭
07/10/2024
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Learning Day: The Brooke Book
07/09/2024
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Nerding Day: Viva Laughlin
07/08/2024
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Punching Day: Dealing Effectively With Idiots 🌭
07/05/2024
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Learning Day: The Magic of MOOOO
07/04/2024
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Nerding Day: A Commercial Monologue
07/03/2024
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Learning Day: Jim Limber Davis, A Black Orphan in the Confederate White House 🌭
07/02/2024
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Fucking Day: 469 Sex Questions
07/01/2024
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Teamworking Day: Captain Al Cohol 🌭
06/28/2024
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Learning Day: Tears Are Not Enough 🌭
06/27/2024
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Upsetting Day: Baby Follies 🌭
06/26/2024
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Learning Day: I Hate You!
06/25/2024
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Learning Day: TikTok Pet Psychics
06/24/2024
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Punching Day: Pro Wrestling Finishing Holds
06/21/2024
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Fucking Day: Acquaintance Cards 🌭
06/20/2024
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Nerding Day: The Day the Clown Cried
06/19/2024
11 Comments
Fucking Day: How to Undress in Front of Your Husband
06/18/2024
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Fucking Day: Freckles and his Incel Friends
06/17/2024
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Upsetting Day: Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons 🌭
06/14/2024
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Day of the Happy Boys
06/13/2024
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Nerding Day: Paparazzi Samurai 🌭
06/12/2024
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Nerding Day: Pokemon Black & Blue
06/11/2024
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Nerding Day: BratTV Charmers Sponsored by Starburst 🌭
06/10/2024
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Learning Day: You Can Ventriloquism 🌭
06/07/2024
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Punching Day: The Martial Artists Book of the Occult 🌭
06/06/2024
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Learning Day: There Is A Genie In My Szechuan Sauce
06/05/2024
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Learning Day: D.I.Y. Magic
06/04/2024
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Learning Day: The GIFTionary
06/03/2024
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Mascot Week: Volto From Mars 🌭
05/31/2024
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Mascot Week: The Insane Tragedy of Rock’n Rollen 🌭
05/30/2024
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Mascot Week: Izzy’s Quest for Olympic Gold
05/29/2024
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Mascot Week: Bernard the Bee Boy 🌭
05/28/2024
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Mascot Week: Supermodelquins 🌭
05/27/2024
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Teamworking Day: Muryo Waza 🌭
05/24/2024
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Fucking Day: Miracle Beach
05/23/2024
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Nerding Day: Mr. Stitch 🌭
05/22/2024
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Nerding Day: Skeboarder
05/21/2024
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Nerding Day: Black Grimoire App 🌭
05/20/2024
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Punching Day: EMERGENCY D. SQUAD ETAL 🌭
05/17/2024
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Learning Day: Night Watch
05/16/2024
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Nerding Day: Jurassic Park’s Bizarre 1990s Toylines 🌭
05/15/2024
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Learning Day: Songs of the IBM 🌭
05/14/2024
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Learning Day: Costco Household Almanac
05/13/2024
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Upsetting Day: No Hang-Ups
05/10/2024
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Hot Dog Singularity
05/09/2024
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Upsetting Day: Word Chewing 🌭
05/08/2024
9 Comments
Nerding Day: Sarah Palin Versus The World
05/07/2024
7 Comments
Upsetting Day: The Mascot Handbook 🌭
05/06/2024
1 Comment
Fucking Day: Captured by Love
05/03/2024
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