Welcome to the 1-900-HOT-DOG archives! These are the hilarity vaults, where precious comedy is stored at a stable temperature in a low-moisture environment so that future generations may look back on the works of Seanbaby and Robert Brockway, and despair at how far the art of comedy has fallen in the laughless future. They all know Laser Mime sucks, but they’re just out of ideas.
CGA pixel art by Julia Minamata
Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!â„¢ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s greatest hits! If you look closely, you might find some hints on this page to help you hunt. Hot Dog! Let’s get lookin’!
Meet Our New Conservative Mormon Content Strategist
Let’s Fire Our New Conservative Mormon Content Strategist
New Art, New Tiers, New You!ðŸŒ
Hot Dog Appreciation Days: #1, #2
Baskin: The Turkish Horror Team-Up!
The Complete Rumble in the Bronx Breakdown Part IðŸŒ
The Complete Rumble in the Bronx Breakdown Part IIðŸŒ
The Complete Rumble in the Bronx Breakdown Part IIIðŸŒ
The Complete Rumble in the Bronx PodcastðŸŒ
The Complete Rumble in the Bronx Gang Hideout BreakdownðŸŒ
Poxco Regional Wrestling-by-Mail
Poxco Regional Wrestling First Round Results
How to Spot Counterfeit Beanie Babies
Whatever Happened to Fingerboarding?
Develop Your Child’s Psychic Abilities
A Practical Guide to Ear Candling
How to Protect Yourself on a Cruise VacationðŸŒ
The Alien Abduction Survival GuideðŸŒ
Behind-The-Scenes: Almost Reaching Seanbaby
Troom TroomðŸŒ
SpacePort: Arcade Training ProgramðŸŒ
Trayns, Trains, Tréns! All Aboard for Trains!
Star Safety: A Coloring BookðŸŒ
Jack Horkheimer: Star HustlerðŸŒ
How to be a Way Cool Grandfather
My Favorite Manly Hot Dog ManðŸŒ
Remastered Classic: The Most Efficient Way to Do Everything
Develop Your Psychic PowersðŸŒ
Science 4 for Christian Schools
Captain Video vs. The Space Idiots
Science 4 for Christian Schools: Teacher’s Guide
Video Hypnosis With Subliminals
Hulk Hogan’s Rock n’ WrestlingðŸŒ
Martial DanceðŸŒ
Probably True Stories of 90s Action Stars Giving Script NotesðŸŒ
Night ManðŸŒ
Poxco Regional Wrestling Magazine
The Bible, Self-Defense, and Martial Arts
Shootfighter 2: Bolo Yeung’s Opus of MediocrityðŸŒ
Behind-the-Scenes: Brockway Needs Time
The 100 Deadliest Karate MovesðŸŒ
“Fisto’s Forest”ðŸŒ
How to Protect Yourself and SurviveðŸŒ
Man Comics vol 2 Issue 1: Pouch HopfuckerðŸŒ
ExilesðŸŒ
My Life’s Fight + 7 Fighters Who Lied Their Way to LegendaryðŸŒ
The PenetratorðŸŒ
Steven Seagal’s World of Warships
Remastered Classic: Seanbaby and Brockway Swap Cracked IPs
The Many Certain Deaths of Commando Cody Part IIðŸŒ
The Stunts of Steven Seagal’s Kill SwitchðŸŒ
The Bouncing World of Road HouseðŸŒ
Karate BlazersðŸŒ
Pressure Point Karate Made Easy ðŸŒ
Malibu’s Mortal Kombat ComicsðŸŒ
Kid’s Guide to the InternetðŸŒ
Captain America vs. The Bullshit Robot: A Coloring AdventureðŸŒ
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles Joke Book
The 40 Easy Steps to Cube DominationðŸŒ
Behind-the-Scenes: Seanbaby Turns the Tables
Birdman Theater Episode 1: The Quake Threat!ðŸŒ
SymphogearðŸŒ
The Mighty Foes of Iron FistðŸŒ
Everyone the Wonder Twins “Rescued” Should be Dead
Remastered Classic: Fuck This Blurry Arcade
The Many Certain Deaths of Commando Cody Part IðŸŒ
Show Off! How to Be Cool at Parties
Dear Nintendo: My Life is a Goddamn Mess, Part 1ðŸŒ
The Night Man Rollerblading Episode
Howard Johnson’s Sega Game TipsðŸŒ
Ultimate TagðŸŒ
The Pac-Man Riddle and Joke BookðŸŒ
Genshin ImpactðŸŒ
1001 Best Places to Have Sex in AmericaðŸŒ
Godek’s Romantic EssentialsðŸŒ
Natural Bust Enhancement with Total Mind Power
Pokemon Who Look Like Sex ToysðŸŒ
Holiday Dog Movie Fuck MansionðŸŒ
Behind-the-Scenes: Seanbaby Does Not Listen
Carmen Electra’s Naked Women’s Wrestling League
The Bike-Fucking Scene from The Dirt Bike Kid
How to Solve Your Sex Problems with Self-Hypnosis
Angela Lansbury’s Positive MovesðŸŒ
Linnea Quigley’s Horror WorkoutðŸŒ
Girls X Battle 2 (Featuring Topper)
The Chippendales After Hours Game
Remastered Classic: Way of the Barbarian
The Several Opportunities for Sex of Black Scorpion
HololiveðŸŒ
The Better Sex Guide to Anal Pleasure
Denise Richards’ Hottest Sex Scene
101 Ways to Get and Keep His AttentionðŸŒ
Explaining Prince to People Who Don’t Know Prince
My Little Pony Fanfiction: “Cupcakes by Sergent Sprinkles“
Doris Sanford HURTS OF CHILDHOOD Double Feature
You Wouldn’t Want to be a Sailor on a 19th Century Whaling Vessel!
Fuck the Will.i.am Entertainment Tonight Theme Song Remix
How to Understand and Accept Your Gay Son
Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible
How to Get Along with Black People
The MinisðŸŒ
Wish Products (Featuring Fake Dick Bulges)ðŸŒ
Darktown Strutters: The Cursed Images
Children Are No Match For Fire
The Giggler Murder Scene from Death Wish 3ðŸŒ
The Dogg Zzone 9000 Podcast Official Launch Post
Remastered Classic: Dumb Things White People Think About Other Races
Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh
Dear Nintendo: My Life is a Goddamn Mess, Part II
The Over the Top Genre Podcast
1,003 Great Things About Being a WomanðŸŒ