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Fucking Day: How to Seduce Your Lover Forever

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6 replies on “Fucking Day: How to Seduce Your Lover Forever”

Funny how theres so much overlap between fucking day and upsetting day… oh, wait. Im an American man from a red state. Never mind. This is normal. Carry on.

If I were a slightly more cynical person, I would assume all the recent “how to sex stuff” posts were a plot by Mr. Baby to ensure all Hot Doggers successfully bring into the world their own little cocktail weenies. All for the purpose of ensuring the sites longevity as we pass down our subscriptions to the next generation of meat tubes.

I don’t know who needs to learn this, but if you can’t abide your lover’s “clean, natural vagina juices” and think dunking them in Kahlua flavoring will help, I have some news that might shock you, buddy.

My girlfriend now want us to get matching tattoos of a β€œbowl of bed fruit” and has made requests that I lick her eyelids and blink on her nipples. Thanks Sean.

glad to see im not the only person who exclusively thinks of kahlua, strawberry, cinnamon, whatever in the deepest throws of passion

From now on, I’ll have to live with the thought that people having watched this video are roaming the earth. There is no way to be certain that one won’t end up with their perineum covered in eyeliner and their toes sucked to death. Living in a monastery suddenly seems a great option. ”Thanks”.

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