I don’t know how to say this guys, but we fucked up. Somehow we broke time. Your guess is as good as mine, but I think the important thing to do at a time like this is to come together and move past it. On the bright side HOT DAMN IT’S AN EXTRA LARGE PODCAST ROUNDUP!
Before we get into that, let’s catch up on what was free to read this month. Articles, like podcasts for your eyes! Merritt K learned all about Alligator Pie. Well had us learn about it. Really wish she didn’t! Lydia Bugg brought us some delightfully upsetting quaint retro pornography. Oh Fuck, It’s Girl Hunt! Oh, do you know Jamie Kelly? She is the reason the podcasts sound and look so good. Maybe you heard her new songs on the latest bigfeets? Sorry, I’m getting lost in promotion here, it was her birthday! She drank and then reflected on what our drink suggestions say about us. It was delightful, just like a raspberry lemonade. And rounding out the month, Dennard Dayle gave us a glimpse behind the veil to learn about some advanced hell magick with Utterly Wicked. We don’t deserve the things he goes through for our entertainment. Not sure if that’s positive or negative. Anyway, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY’S NEW BOOK, “I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200” by Robert Brockway, a Rappin’ Robert joint, featuring the written word of Robert Brockway.
Alright, here’s the weird part. In the month since the last roundup we have had NINE podcasts come out. Six canon and three expanded universe. That seems impossible to me but my dad was killed by Calendar Man, so I don’t pay attention to these things as much anymore. Take a look for yourself though and tell me what you think:
Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 237, Dirtbag Jeopardy ROUND 2 with Merritt K
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. for a second round of DIRT BAG JEOPARDY! You weren’t ready last time, how could you possibly be ready THIS TIME? No matter, we never undid your straps! You’re stuck! Welcome to the second best thing that has ever happened to you!
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 238, Expository Theme Songs with Zak Koonce
Look, we’re all just having fun here right? Well STOP. It’s time to get serious. You have two choices. Are you an ape fucker or a duck fucker? Take your tim-TIME’S UP. You’ve made your choice, the traveler has come. Zak Koonce and the rest of the DOGGZZONE are here to reveal your fate, you sad, sad zoophile. Shame.
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 239, VR.5 with Tom Reimann
Tom Reimann joins the DOGGZZONE to discuss… cyber… stuff. Cyber crime mysteries? It’s the ‘90s and just like the ‘90s none of it makes any sense. Line up for your Virtual Boy helmets, it’s time for “VR.5”
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 240, WAR OF THE WORLDS with Jason Pargin
Pretty sure we’ve got the inside scoop on Ice Cube’s new War of the World’s movie, we’re the very first on the scene for this, what very well may be the worst- What? TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, other podcasts, even Ice Cube himself beat us to the punch in making fun of this? So… so we did the algo face for nothing?
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 241, Zorran: Star Warrior with Lydia Bugg
Lydia Bugg is back to talk about “Zorann: Star Warrior,” a Conan the Barbarian ripoff that begins with bitching and moaning, and ends with bitching and moaning. Somewhere in between the petulance exists a realm of limited possibilities, copyright adjacent ineptitude, and psychic sex pterodactyls.
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Dogg Zzone 9000 – Episode 242, CHiPS Force Seven with Eddie Doty
Who likes highway patrolman secret ninja force hijinks? Trade in your guns for shurikens and fingertip suction, because we’re talking CHiPS: FORCE SEVEN with pretend ninja expert Eddie Doty.
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We have THREE BIGFEETS FOR YOU. Two and a half? Nah, I’d say it’s still three. THREE BIGFEETS.
BIGFEETS Episode 51 – The Secret of the Little Girl
In this episode, there’s a magical little girl lost in the woods and only Buck knows her special secret-
Oop, looks like we’ve been canceled. This podcast description has been canceled.
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BIGFEETS Episode 52 – The Blood Skull…
Jeff is SUPER horny, you can tell on account of all the nose bleeds. Hence… THE BLOOD SKULL. We’re on the bleeding edge of some big changes for the AIMS team! Tune in and check out the latest episode of BIGFEETS, (also this one.)
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BIGFEETS Episode 53 – Sons of Appalachia EPISODE ZERO
The AIMS Team has a new YouTube version of Mountain Monsters! Only they’re not allowed to call it that, and they’re not allowed to call themselves that. Hold on to your sexy knee-high boots, cause things are gonna get HOT and by HOT we mean AFFORDABLE.
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As always, you get access to this for free, but if you sign up as a Hot Dog Hero on the Patreon, you get access to all the extra bits too. So many jokes and stories waiting for you!
That’s it for now, subscribe to the podcasts and our YouTube channel so I don’t have to keep reminding you. Also Robert will go to jail if you don’t buy his book. Maybe that’s where he belongs, but he’s going to take the whole site with him if you don’t click this link. https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriend
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Ok, bye.