Author: Seanbaby

Just like we do every year, 1-900-HOTDOG is taking the very best articles by the very best people and making them free. Just like every year, this is our holiday gift to you and the world. And just like every year, you and the world got us jack fucking shit. So make it up to us by spreading some of these free articles around, or sharing the entire free category of the site to your friends, family, and enemies you still kind of want to bang.

Seanbaby remains the king of insane media, and if anyone dethrones him they’ll find they’ve sprouted a hot pink mohawk and instantly know Muay Thai. He’s more of a curse than a man. Without him, 1-900-HOTDOG wouldn’t have elaborately photoshopped comics, 1001 books of violent banality, and the world’s best Dennis Miller impression. We say this every year, but this year Seanbaby went crazier than usual. Somebody should check on him. Somebody who looks good in a mohawk, just in case.

Man Comics Present Whoops Nebraska 🌭

Man Comics brings you the adventures of Whoops, Nebraska: The clumsiest buckaroo to ever pratfall down the hills of Montana. Nebraska’s just his name.

Turbo Teen Writer Arcade Strategy Guide 🌭

Turbo Teen is the craziest thing to come out of the 1980s children’s entertainment industry, and Marc Summers has eaten six children. A lesser comedy site would simply make jokes about the teen who turns into a car whenever he touches a burrito. Seanbaby wrote a strategy guide for the show. Well, for the arcade game of the show. Well, for the arcade game where you play a writer for the show. Look, it makes more sense if you read it. We’re sorry we lied to you, just now. It will happen again.

Talking Dennis Miller’s Book of The Worst 8 Jimmy Toys 🌭

A lesser comedy site would simply write about how much Dennis Miller sucks, and call it a day. He sucks in more ways then there are combinations of words. That’s not what Seanbaby did: He invented a talking book narrated by Dennis Miller and had it review a collection of Jimmy toys, but really it’s a ghost story. Look, it makes more sense if you read it. We told you we’d lie to you again.

Miss Castaway 🌭

Miss Castaway is a sort-of Castaway parody by a guy who normally does Eric Roberts dog movies. It also stars a robot, bikini babes, and the real Michael Jackson as a mystical sky projection. Somehow it’s not good? The tone of Seanbaby’s article implies it’s not good. But he’s been wrong before.

Dogfight Wild Tournament Part 1 🌭 & Part 2 🌭

It’s impossible, but the Spanish Joe Rogan is more Joe Rogan than the real Joe Rogan. The real Joe Rogan never hosted a fighting tournament full of war crimes where amateurs fight pros, tiny men fight huge men, and huge men fall in love with other huge men. In Part 2, the huge men simply fall in love again. Why fix what’s not broken?