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When three pop culture luminaries such as us and Gamefully Unemployed‘s David Bell get together, three things are going to happen: someone is going to mention zombies, someone is going to have opinions on zombies, and then everyone is going to accidentally write the ultimate zombie movie or ongoing series (TBD). Well, that’s exactly what happened here!
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Nerding Day: How to Win at Growl ðŸŒ
There’s an arcade game I love called Growl. It came out in 1990 and it was about Indiana Jones killing poachers. Not a gang of poachers, but every participant in an industrial poaching complex living in a country made entirely of barrels each of which contained a machine gun or rocket launcher. It only had four different enemies, and only two of those weren’t women or children. Every night I stare at the fourteen Pac-Man strategy guides I own and whisper, “I wish just one of you useless pieces of trash was about Growl.”
Well, somehow the darkness answered. On my bookshelf this morning was 13 Pac-Man books and this…
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It’s Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, and we’re excited to have Ex-Heroes and Paradox Bound author, Peter Clines, on the show to discuss a genre classic worthy of his expert attention: 1995’s Bloody Muscle Bodybuilder in Hell aka The Japanese Evil Dead.
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For more than an hour, we talk about the hour long feature film– its bold take on rising action, its revolutionary ideas on character development, and its ground-breaking special effects. Hear our thoughts on the unforgettable movie villain, Foothand.
Listen to us mourn the death of unforgettable movie villain, Handhead.
As the stakes diminish, every part of the only bad guy is killed several times! It’s the ultimate horror spectacle! And if you’re a true 🌠champion and support us on Patreon, you can listen to our bonus podcast where it’s Brockway vs. Clines in Seanbaby’s Book Game as their outrageousness battles against fate in Barbara Ann Kipfer’s 1,001 Ways to Live WILD.
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