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Podcasting Day: Standing Strong Forever with Dan McQuade 🌭

We sometimes do a bit here at 1900🌭’s Dogg Zzone 9000 where we invite talented and brilliant guests onto the show and then spend an hour talking about just the dumbest shit. And I’m sure that’s what it looks like today, where Defector‘s Dan McQuade joins us to talk abou– wait, hold on. Stop reading and listen to the first twenty minutes of the podcast. See if you can guess the topic! Do it here, or wherever you get podcasts!

You would have never guessed the 1987 film, Mannequin. Except someone did! We posted that audio last week and dared everyone to email their guesses to Dan and the sixth person got it right. Fucking how!? Is every sixth person a wizard?

Anyway, we set out to talk about the insane series of Hollywood decisions leading to it, but it turns out all three of us have a sincere personal connection with Mannequin. The movie links us together like an Egyptian Forrest Timegump to a Philadelphia department store mannequin, and like it has done so many times before, it helped three people fall in love. This is a very, very special episode.

Seanbaby commissioned this MVB poster for his wife for Valentine’s Day because a lot of the cursed art in his home is his fault. Speaking of cursed art, hero-level supporters on our Patreon can listen to a bonus podcast where Sean reads from a nightmare book called Hip Hop for Dogs. Scream along as Dan researches it in real time to discover increasingly troubling facts about it. It’s incredible and I’d say more, but someone looked at me and I’m turning back into a mannequ

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Podcasting Day: The Barbarian Game DLC with Katie Goldin 🌭

Katie Goldin is an animal expert, and her show Creature Feature is a kind-hearted, funny look at nature’s many mistakes. Those are our words, she would never call them that. She’s also the new co-host of the Maximum Fun podcast Secretly Incredibly Fascinating, our secretly incredibly favorite podcast created by Hot Dog’s own Alex Schmidt. So knowing two things about Katie Goldin – that she’s a professional animal lover, and an intelligent person obsessed with the little things – we walrus noised in her face until she hid in a cabinet. This podcast is not about animals and little things, it’s about huge humans and how to become them. Katie Goldin is your final Barbarian Brother in the very last Barbarian Game, somehow still the only podcast improv game based on the movies of 1980s bodybuilding twins!

We’ve already forced our favorite authors, filmmakers, comedians, and chaos pixies to roleplay every Barbarian Brothers movie. Today we’ll be taking on the Brothers’ other appearances, like their stints on Japanese variety shows…

The time they brought a bodybuilding dog on Regis…

When Knight Rider tricked them into electrocuting each other…

Their deleted scene from Natural Born Killers, the movie infamous for being overly indulgent, incoherent, rambling, and obscene…. and they still managed to get cut from it.

And of course their music video for “I’m a Wild One,” which they spelled wrong on the title card.

Patrons at our $5 tier get a bonus episode every single week. This time Katie Goldin and Seanbaby get their character sheets for Brothers and Barbarians, somehow still the only TTRPG that lets- that demands you play as a Barbarian Brother! They’re hurled into a dimension-hopping one shot where they’ll have to defeat KITT, Regis, their own legless selves, a superpowered chimpanzee of their own creation, and of course, TV’s Richard Kiel. 

Not enough content? Well, listen to the intro for next week’s podcast and take part in our first ever Dogg Zzone 9000 contest: “What The Fuck Are You All Talking About?” The rules are right there in the title. If you can guess, based on the rambling first twenty minutes of our podcast, what that podcast could possibly be about, you win a T-shirt from our guest: Defector’s Dan McQuade! 

Still not enough content? Well… fuck you then!

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Podcasting Day: Behind the Corey with Jason Pargin 🌭

It’s Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, and we invited our dear friend and bestselling author, Jason Pargin, on to promote his next book, Zoey is Too Drunk for This Dystopia. You can pre-order it now! Jason is a brilliant veteran of multiple media industries and can speak with expertise on any number of topics. We chose Corey Feldman. Listen here, or wherever you get podcasts!

Corey “The Comeback King” Feldman is entering the fourth decade of his music career which long ago merged with his sex trafficking career, and he usually waffles between obscurity and humiliation. A Corey Feldman performance is like a car crash because you can’t dance to it and there are girls who need to be rescued. He is living proof that fame, ambition, titties, hard work, and a cutthroat attitude might still get you nowhere. Of the cast of The Lost Boys, he only has the seventh best band and the eighth best sex cult.

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Podcasting Day: Masters of the Gridiron 🌭

This week we’re talking about the greatest fantasy adventure of all time, and for that we needed a fantasy author. Not just any fantasy author, but a pioneer of the genre, a master of multi-book epic series like The Shadow Campaigns and Burningblade and Silvereye, a craftsman who knows about the backbreaking work it takes to craft such intricate living worlds, we needed a man with a name like Django Wexler. And we needed him to talk about Masters of the Gridiron. 

It’s a 15-minute long football promo. 

That’s underselling it!

Created by and starring the 1986 Cleveland Browns, Masters of the Gridiron is about the head-injury induced adventures of Mike Baab, who disappears into a fantasy realm of his own making where he becomes the Baabarian, a dollar-store Conan on a dangerous quest for the Masters of the Gridiron Ring! Listen, the worldbuilding and characters are far too rich to do justice here. Just try to pick a favorite from these noble adventurers!

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Podcasting Day: Dr. Ruth’s Game of Good Sex with Hana Michels 🌭

This is going to sound sexy, but it’s not. We played an entire game of Dr. Ruth’s Game of Good Sex with chaos pixie Hana Michels. It’s a board game with the thrilling tactics of Candyland mixed with the medical penis facts of 1985. It comes with everything you see here, and it went off the rails immediately!

Most of the game is about the hilarious sexual mishaps couples have to navigate like smoke alarms and farting, but there’s also cards. So many cards. It’s part sex education, part Newlywed Game, and part advice column simulator. It’s an entire seventh grade health curriculum taught by silly coffee mug from an era when reverse cowgirl was still diagnosed as a mental disorder. Sixty percent of the gameplay is premature ejaculation, and that’s not because we were playing it wrong.

Look at some of these cards:

These are two Interaction Cards, where players can unlock powerful sexual weapons to use against other couples or pause the game so you can humiliate your limp-dicked husband. As you’re discovering, Dr. Ruth’s Game of Good Sex is many things, but first and foremost it is the least horny way to destroy a marriage.

If you land on Sex Clinic, you draw these multiple choice questions. Each of them is either unspeakable or stupid as shit. For instance, someone might ask, “My husband’s dick is too small for sex, Dr. Ruth! What do I do?” And then you have to decide the right way to respond. Do you tell him his tiny penis really is a problem? Do you tell him to buy a dildo as big as your last husband’s penis? Do you bottle up your emotio– wait, holy shit, is that other card telling us to help cover up a sex crime!? What is this fucking game!?

This is the third type of card you can draw on the 130-space game board. You might be thinking, “Jesus, how long does it take to play this?” Well, the instructions (all 8000 words of them) say “about an hour,” but that’s absurd. Not only are your game pieces constantly premature ejaculating off the board, sometimes you land on these ASK DR. RUTH spaces and have to deal with six Omega Class psychic attacks. Look at these questions! These read like a 2024 Florida textbook. You may never fuck again after listening to this podcast! Like and subscribe!

Alluring art by Brett Ellefson

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Podcasting Day: Kumite the Home Game, Episode 2 with Zak Koonce and Vanessa Guerrero 🌭

It’s Kumite Day, the day you celebrate by fighting eight men in a row whenever whimsy strikes you. 

Wait! 

Don’t let whimsy strike you – strike first, strike last with Kumite: The Home Game! If you missed episode 1, you can find it here. But today it’s episode 2, and once again Brockway is your Bloodmaster for the movie Bloodsport but as a table-top role playing game. Playing the foundational delusions of Frank Dux, it’s Auralnaut Zak Koonce as Drank Fux, Karate Shaman. Our resident Ninja Liar is Francine Ducks, played by Vanessa Guerrero, and it’s your one and only Seanbaby as Tarantino Liefeld – he plays the feet!

In this episode you listen to us play Bloodsport the movie the role playing game in which we play the video game Karate Champ. This is an understandable premise. It works, people get it! We also meet a rogue bear and name it Jackson, we get weirdly shit-heavy, and we explode every god damn brick in the house. Come for the martial arts, stay for the lies about martial arts. It’s Kumite: The Home Game!

And after you’ve listened to us play Kumite: The Home Game, you can hold your own Bloodsports by simply wearing this shirt. 

We promise only that the blood will come! It’s up to you to make sport of it!