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Podcasting Day: Frank Miller’s Holy Terror with Bryan Stratton šŸŒ­

This week we have Bryan Stratton from the Marvel by the Month podcast on the Dogg Zzone 9000. MbtM is a whimsically exhaustive podcast chronicling every month in Marvel Comics history starting from the beginning. If you need a few keywords to help you search for it, try ā€˜fun, informative, inclusive, good comic books.ā€™ If you use none of those keywords, youā€™ll find Frank Millerā€™s Holy Terror. Thatā€™s what weā€™re talking about on the Dogg Zzone today.

Frank Miller was always on the verge of losing his mind, and then terrorists flew a plane into it. 9/11 broke Frank Millerā€™s everything, and much like all of America in 2001, he dialed up revenge so far it went into racism. And much like most of America afterward, he forgot to turn it back down once his enemies had been exploded. Thatā€™s why he wrote Holy Terror, which is if Batman fully penetrated Catwoman and ā€“ donā€™t say ā€œno thanksā€ yet, you havenā€™t let him finish – AND he also hates Islam. Youā€™re welcome, America.

Haha, Frank Miller actually said drawing this comic is ā€œhow I can serve my countryā€ and depending on how close it was to the year 2001 when he said that, itā€™s possible nobody laughed at him. Oh it was 2011? Somebody laughed at him.

Those ACLU fatcats wonā€™t let us show you much of Frank Millerā€™s Holy Terror, but luckily when I cut all of the racist parts we still wound up with the real story Frank Miller wanted to tell.

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Podcasting Day: Todd McFarlane’s The Twisted Land of Oz with Merritt K šŸŒ­

In your wettest moment, whose name would you call if you were aroused beyond containment on Satan’s pelvis? Hi, I’m Todd McFarlane. And this week on the podcast, Brockway, Seanbaby, and Merritt K are talking about the time I asked myself that very question. In 2003, I wrote a dark retelling of Wizard of Oz, but no– far more evil than you’re thinking. I took out the plot and added one boner. Then I broke it up into parts and spread it across the packaging of grotesque action figures. But less grotesque than you’re thinking. More like stupid. Listen here, or any place the nightcast pods.

I worry I wasn’t making myself clear when I said this was stupid. I’m saying I took Dorothy’s shirt off, made everything all shitty, and again, told the story of her doing nothing on toys for extremely single adult men. And Seanbaby and Merritt had no idea Brockway was going to do it. Brockway just told them to prepare for me, Todd “The Toddfather” McFarlane, and then surprised them with my Wizard of Oz fan fiction. Seriously, though; what if Dorothy was 18, so she is legal, okay, and she’s a virgin, right, but so hot. And she just needs it. She’s also a freak, right, but not a weird one. Like, she wears a corset and doesn’t mind dating older, nerdy men. Mmm. Now picture the regular Wizard of Oz and you’re daring to step into the world of Todd McFarlane’s Oz.

Laugh in hysterical horror at my twisted version of Dorothy’s dog, Toto. Spoilers if you haven’t bought the 17th toy yet, but suddenly everything in Oz turns into a dumb Spawn monster. Except for the supple, barely legal flesh of Dorothy who stays so, so desirable and desperately wants to give her tight flower to the first older nerd she meets. Mmm. I’m Todd McFarlane, and you’re welcome.

Podcast illustrated by Brett Ellefson

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Podcasting Day: MILF Manor with Lydia Bugg šŸŒ­

Because society has ended, weā€™re doing a MILF Manor podcast. You can listen to it here, but donā€™t. Weā€™re doing it to Lydia Bugg, because she said yes. Who else would? Lydia has a new horror novel out, that sounds fun! Why donā€™t you spend your time doing that instead?

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Podcasting Day: Seanbaby’s Big Book Game with Jason Pargin šŸŒ­

Not everything has a reason. Sometimes chaos is the answer you choose for a question no one asked. Hi, we had best-selling author Jason Pargin on the show, and to remind everyone about his upcoming book, Zoey is Too Drunk for This Dystopia (which you can pre-order), we played a full Dogg Zzone 9000 episode-length Seanbaby’s Book Game. It’s the beloved game show normally only heard by supporters on our Patreon, but today it’s for everyone. Listen here! Or anywhere you get podcasts!

The rules are simple and the goals are impossible. The players, Brockway and Jason, roll a die to decide their fate. This part they can’t control, and it determines which book Seanbaby opens. Then they choose a number between 1 and 101 to decide their fate again. This part is merely the illusion of control and it determines which terrible thing they get. The object of the game is to land on these real, published pieces of humor/advice and score points when they are useful or fun. Let’s look at the books pulled from the extremely cursed 1900HOTDOG library:

A roll of One leads into 101 Things To Do During a Dull Sermon, a foot fetishist’s guide to getting kicked out of church. Two sends them into 101 Things You Need To Do While You Are a Child, a carelessly assembled series of notes a Polish maniac copied from an article about things to do while you are a child and accidentally translated into death hexes. Rolling a Three opens the book 101 Wacky Computer Jokes, a 1998 grandparent’s best guess at how you make puns about office equipment. A Four unleashes 101 Uses for a Bridesmaid Dress, a 0-note joke shrieking as it’s torn apart across infinite time and space. Five is 101 Ways To Say “I Love You,” an instruction manual for needy retired wives with no hobbies or self-respect. And a jackpot roll of Six gets you 1001 Best Pick-Up Lines by Don Diebel, a series of worst-case scenarios for the women passing as briefly as possible through your life.

In this great game of destiny, will Jason and Brockway find anything useful? Anything fun? These are the stakes! These are the battlegrounds! This is Seanbaby’s Book Game!

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Podcasting Day: Big WikiWhy with Alex Schmidt šŸŒ­

This week weā€™re joined by Alex Schmidt, from the Secretly Incredibly Fascinating podcast, and right here. Itā€™s the same guy! Secretly Incredibly Fascinating recently gained a co-host, Hot Dog staple and Barbarian Brother Katie Goldin, and also moved to the Maximum Fun network. Please go support them now. Secretly Incredibly Fascinating is a funny, intelligent, carefully researched and kind-hearted look at how even the smallest thing, if explored through the right lens, contains far more depth than you assumed.

Today, weā€™ll be doing the opposite of that in every way.

Weā€™re playing a king-sized game of WikiWhy! If you donā€™t listen to the bonus podcasts, thatā€™s extremely hurtful. But Iā€™ll explain anyway: WikiWhy is a game of madness, ignorance, and banality. Itā€™s about diving unprotected down the WikiHole, a wet and terrifying tube that eats knowledge and shits gibberish. 

Youā€™ll need a certain amount of mental fortitude to survive this, so please take part in this exercise before listening. Carefully examine the following sloppy, confusing images, and then imagine what kind of how-to article they could possibly be helpful in. 

For the real answers, please listen wherever you get podcasts, and remember to subscribe and review. When thatā€™s done, return here for your scores! If you didnā€™t subscribe and review first, the section below will be terrible nonsense to your traitorā€™s eyes.

1 to 3 = Youā€™re a WikiWuss! You should not listen to this podcast, the damage will be irreversible.Ā 

1 to 3 = What a WikiWarrior! You might survive but you will need a mouthguard.

7 to 3 = Burn the WikiWitch, you are fluent in stupid insanity and unsafe to be around.

18 to 18 = To a WikiWarlock, knowledge is pain and coherence will reverse an orgasm. Step 2, Undo the Yarn: Remember to always reverse yarn to return hair to animal. Simply rehair animal, then, undo again!

107,4= WikiWiki you are Wiki. Warnings: Never attempt while children. Success Stories: No. Bonus information! Try it while lying, or jump. It is always a crime. It is always a crime.Ā 

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Podcasting Day: Power Slap with Zak Koonce šŸŒ­

Power Slap: Road to the Title, is a show about a fighting league where men slap. To be more clear, it’s a style of fighting where men with nothing to live for flip a coin to see which one gets knocked out. It’s the sad parts of violence without the skill of martial arts pinned to a reality show made twenty years too late. If a pet store owner told you, “These two fish will kill each other in a bowl that small,” Power Slap is a sport based around ignoring him.

It’s fucking crazy that it exists and we discuss it with our dear friend from Auralnauts, Zak Koonce! Slap it here! Or hold this little stick behind your back and let it slap you here! Slap!

If you’re a fan of combat sports and have always wondered what it would be like to not be, Power Slap is perfect. It’s like sitting in an animal shelter and just watching a rabies outbreak play out. Maybe there’s no way to describe it. It’s a gloryless spectacle of desperate misery. If you sold your house to invest in Moonfall NFTs, your parole officer would look at Power Slap and say, “Nothing has ever included this many terrible ideas in one place.” Please enjoy! Slap us a review! Slap us a like! SLAP!