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Podcasting Day: Bigfoot Lives! with Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee 🌭

Bust out your best demon crystals and the fancy guest space goblets, we’re going Bigfoot hunting with Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee! Natalie and Drew basically created 20% of the internet. They make comics, videos, albums, memes – between the two of them they’re responsible for Toothpaste for Dinner, Natalie Dee Comics, Married to the Sea, Da Share Z0ne, and Kompressor. Yes, THE Kompressor. I know! They’re current hosts of the excellent paranormal podcast Everything is Real at their site, Garbage Brain University. Clearly, they’re the perfect partners for a ‘Foot Hunt.

Some of you fear commitment. A Bigfoot can smell when your heart isn’t in it, and he will crystal you so fast. You need to know coming into this that we’re doing a two hour and fifteen minute podcast about a 65 page book called BIGFOOT LIVES! AND HE IS AN IMMORTAL MAGICIAN LIVING DEEP BELOW THE EARTH’S SURFACE.

We could do an hour on that title alone.

Bigfoot Lives! starts at terminal crazy velocity and somehow breaks the laws of crazy physics to continue accelerating. You will be recruited into the demon crystal war.

You will learn of the nearly infinite subspecies of Bigfeet, and the drunk children who draw them.

You will master a powerful set of psychic signature moves and learn how to best stack them to maximize your DPS.

You will think “Wow, that really is crazy! I wish they hadn’t given it all away in this post.”

You will realize how foolish that statement was when you meet Star Wizard and the Portal Children. The hunt starts now!

Bigfoot!

Lives!

And he is an immortal magician living deep beneath the earth’s surface!

AND WE GON’ GET ‘IM!

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Podcasting Day: Monster Wars 3 with Napoleon Blownapart 🌭

By the skulled canary panties of Grave Digger, it is still Monster Wars Week! And on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we are talking about monster trucks becoming men and those men becoming legend. We knew we had to get an expert on these 10,000 pound car-crunching beasts, so we booked Napoleon Blownapart on the podcast. He’s an MMA YouTuber from Ireland, a country so without monster trucks he thought we were kidding when we told him what we’d be talking about.

You can listen here! Or wherever you get podcasts. Warning: The episode of Monster Wars we discuss was one where each truck man is given an extra temporary(?) theme and no one is more confused than them.

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Podcasting Day: Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics with Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson 🌭

On this week’s erotic Hot Dog Nights podcast: Masters of sexual mischief Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson will explore every damp nook of the year 1990’s most sensual point and click adventure game: Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics. They’re the perfect guests for our steamiest podcast yet because of their natural musk, yes, very much because of the musk, but also because they’re making a movie about the complicated spectrum of human sexuality called Papa Bear. It’s based on the almost completely true story of the time Swaim’s father came out as gay, and also a furry. In the movie, he’s a bear. That’s the fictional part: In real life he’s a cyber-bear. They could use your help, by which we mean your money, to make this happen. Learn more here and kick in what you can. If they hit their funding goals YOU get to attend their sex party!*

Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics is the fourth and final entry in the epic Brad Stallion saga, about one confused man’s quest to put his penis in the universe. Along the way Brad nailed pixelated women, pixelated robot women, pixelated robot alien women, and at least one snake if our playthrough is canon. Remember, this is a HOT DOG NIGHTS episode – send the kids out of the room, and send lubrication into it. Things are going to slip into other things by the time we’re done here.

If you don’t have time to listen to the podcast, this is exactly how it went.

*Crowdfunded prostitution laws permitting.

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Podcasting Day: Shaolin Dolemite with Zak Koonce 🌭

It’s Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, the day where all pods cast dog. This episode we are talking to Zak Koonce, one half of the Auralnauts, to make sense of the 1999 tornado of human insanity, Shaolin Dolemite. It’s 120 minutes of twice-dubbed kung fu glued to 40 seconds of almost-dubbed Rudy Ray Moore noises, but don’t let that trick you into thinking it’s not amazing. It is the most wonderful collection of mistakes, the distant echo of violent madness, and you can listen here. Or wherever, it’s a podcast.

And if you want to hear more of Zak, Brockway, and Sean, click this motherfucking link to support our Patreon.

Podcast illustrated by Brett Ellefson

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Podcasting Day: World Bodybuilding Championship, Part 2 with Dan McQuade 🌭

Welcome back to 1900HOTDOG’s coverage of Vince McMahon’s World Bodybuilding Federation Championship, Part 2, with special guest, Defector’s Dan McQuade! I’m suspiciously not Regis Philbin, and there will only be part of a podcast post this week because everybody got real sick. We are not on drugs. We were before, we’re not now, and we’re sorry about it – hold on, I don’t want you to get confused. We’re sorry we’re no longer on drugs, not that we ever did them. Which we’re not doing, this time, but absolutely did the last time. I just want you to understand why this post is worse than last week’s. Somebody should probably edit this intro, but they’re very, very sick and did not show up. Okay, it’s time for our show, everyone involved in it is a murderer.

That seems like an insane way to open a podcast post, the only thing crazier is that it’s exactly how the World Bodybuilding Federation Championship, Part 2 opened. The first WBFC was a pure celebration of steroid abuse, and was only conceived because the International Federation of Bodybuilding went drug-free and nobody explained to Vince McMahon why they did that. It’s literally the only reason the first WBFC existed: To be the steroid version of a big man competition. In the interim between parts 1 and 2 of the WBFC, somebody explained why they test for steroids in the only terms Vince McMahon understands – massive fines and lawsuits – but instead of quitting, he sunk even more millions of dollars into this now steroid-free bodybuilding competition which, again, only existed as a safe space for steroids. The original host of the WBFC, Regis Philbin, did not return, but Vince and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan joined as commentators, the show opened with Mean Gene Okerlund apologizing for a missing contestant and special guest, then continued with Vince McMahon apologizing for the bodies of the rest of his contestants with lies about an intestinal virus.

The bodybuilders also flew jets, murdered ninjas, and wrote their own raps. The commentators made a David Duke joke about a black contestant! You’ll probably believe this, but it was the worst performing Pay Per View event of all time. Come, listen to a beautiful disaster.

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Podcasting Day: World Bodybuilding Federation 1 with Dan McQuade 🌭

It’s an all beef, maximum meat Podcasting Day! We invited one of our favorites, Defector’s Dan McQuade, back on the show to discuss the most bulging failure in the history of sports entertainment! It’s Vince McMahon’s World Bodybuilding Federation. You can listen here or wherever y–

It was catastrophic and insane. A spectacle no emotion can decide on. Is it boring? Intensely fascinating? It was a steroid celebration followed by a steroid scandal. It was a desperate, money-burning love letter to bodybuilding that destroyed bodybuilding careers. How is it nothing yet so many things? We talked about it so long this is only part one! Like us on meat! Beef us on subscribe!