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Podcasting Day: Pumping Iron with Lydia Bugg! 🌭

Join us for a meaty meaty big and beefy podcast, full of almost more flesh than skin can contain! That’s what bodybuilding is all about – getting so swollen you feel like a rotten grape all the time! Becoming a human gusher, your every flex erotically teetering on the edge of the burstpoint that releases your precious body juice. 

Nothing celebrates the Cronenbergian horror of professional bodybuilding like Pumping Iron, the 1977 documentary that introduced the world to Arnold Schwarzenegger (and also Lou Ferrigno, time permitting). This began when special guest Lydia Bugg foolishly admitted to Brockway that she only knew Arnold Schwarzenegger from the 1990s on, when he was basically just America’s strong grandpa. Brockway has spent four podcasts now introducing Lydia to the frenzied sexual monstrosity that was pre-90s Schwarzenegger. Pumping Iron is Arnie at his villainous peak, he’s arrogant, manipulative, charming, beautiful, destructive – he’s like Patrick Bateman if Patrick Bateman was exploding in very slow motion. But Pumping Iron is not just about Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

Let’s meet our cast of characters!

Remember to pump us up with reviews, and then cum on over and subscribe!

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Podcasting Day: The Dirt Bike Kid… with Jason Pargin! 🌭

The year was 1985. The kid was dirt bike. The rest became history.

Listen here or wherever you get podcasts to hear us discuss all this and nothing else with the author of (now available for pre-order at Amazon, B&N and Bookshop) If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe, Jason Pargin!

Thank you to all our listeners for standing on the edge of love with us. Review us on Podcasts! Stroke us on Fender!

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The PoxCo Store sells pint glasses now! Finally, you can put your liquids in us, and then we will put them back in you! That’s the best way to phrase that!

Podcast illustrated by Brett Ellefson

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Podcasting Day: The 1990s Obsession with Virtual Reality… with Tom Reimann! 🌭

The people of the ’90s knew a world would one day exist within ours– a world where love was blobbing together into one big goo and everything was a game except when you died. Accessing data would be as simple as marching a you-shaped avatar through endless halls of filing cabinets. We invited Gamefully Unemployed and 1900🌭‘s Tom “Cyberman” Reimann to help navigate this shitty and erotic landscape we’re still trying to create 30 years later.

If you consent to discussing these virtual realms with us, please cyber-confirm by entering morphspace and making love to us.

Now that our goos are one, listen here! Or wherever you get your Dogg Zzone 9000! Learn the difference between boners and boobs the Jeff Fahey way! Hear Sean try to describe the entire plot to 1994’s Disclosure starring Michael Douglas and Dennis Miller! It did not age well in more ways than the VR treadmill interface. Like and review! Buy our goods! Tell the others of our 🌭 hype!

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Podcasting Day: The Barbarian Game with Brian McClellan! 🌭

This week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, our guest is fantasy author, podcaster, and licensed barbarian Brian McClellan! Brian is the author of the acclaimed Powder Mage series and host of the Page Break podcast, where he interviews authors, artists, and unassociated maniacs alike. 

Now, Brockway was intrigued by Brian’s Class B License to Barbarian, so he put together a challenge for him and unlicensed barbarian Seanbaby – what if the 1987 sword and sorcery movie The Barbarians, starring The Barbarian Brothers, but you roleplay it? 

No, this is not a podcast about an RPG adaptation of that movie. No, Brockway didn’t turn the movie into the setting for a roleplaying game. It’s just the movie, but you play it. It’s… listen, it’s just easier to show you.

Lift us wherever you get your podcasts, and make a fine Walrus Noise to let others know you approve of our work.

The 1900HOTDOG store has moved homes! You can now find it at PoxCoStore.com, with new designs, new products, and the same old wiener smell you associate with fine Hot Dog goods. Remember, all of our wares should not be, so be prepared at all times for them to not. 

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Hot Dog Year in Review: The Very Best Podcasting Days of 2021 🌭

When we launched the Dogg Zzone 9000 last year, we honestly had no idea what it was about. You can hear us in those early episodes trying all sorts of zany shit just hoping to land on the one hook that would make us stand out in a crowded market. We did not find it, we forgot we were ever looking for it, and it was the best decision we ever refused to make. Please enjoy the vast array of podcasts we used our podcast to make this year.

Megan Wants A Murderer, Part 1 with Eddie Doty

Producer Eddie Doty used his insider information and professional insight to explain how 2000s reality show, Megan Wants a Millionaire, brought down the reality TV industry. It’s a fascinating tale of greed, corporate politics, and even a murder. “I bet I could find the murderer just by how much he sucks on this show,” Brockway claimed. The rest of this 5-part series is about that.

The Hulk Text Adventure Game, with Ali Fisher and Carly Monardo

Hailing from hilarious actual-play D&D podcast Rude Tales of Magic, Ali Fisher and Carly Monardo are used to roleplaying games. Brockway took this as a personal insult, and tasked them all with roleplaying the Hulk as he went insane fighting ants in a hole.

No Right Answers, with Hana Michels

Seanbaby built a carefully structured, fun new quiz show! He invited Hana Michels on! She tore it down. She tore it all down right to the foundation and she laughed, readers, she laughed in that wreckage for six days and six nights until a new star appeared in the sky to guide her to the next game that needed ruining. It was magnificent. 

The Satanic Panic, with Jason Pargin

Jason Pargin often has to talk about things that wound and depress him, but our show is kind of his release valve – a place where he gets to kick back and just have fun. So this episode is about the Satanic Panic, which personally harmed his family and ruined much of the country during his early childhood. It’s a great time for everybody but Jason Pargin!

UFC 1 Was a Magical Shit Storm, with Zak Koonce

UFC 1 happened in a time when we had no idea what mixed martial arts should look like, so the producers invited the cast of a Dollar Tree Street Fighter knock-off to an improvised battle royale, in an effort to determine the ultimate fighting style! And it worked! It turns out the ultimate fighting style looks a lot like gentle hugging, nobody was prepared for that revelation, and absolutely everybody involved hated it. 

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Podcasting Day: The Great Dipshit Check-in, with Jason Pargin! 🌭

What a fantastic year 2021 was! We spent the whole year head down in Hot Dog magic – fighting dicks and fleeing Beezbos, catching murderers and watching cowboys get CTE.** It’s been plainly wonderful in every single way. And now, to poke our heads out and check how the year went for literally everything not Hot Dog…

Haha wow, okay. You guys really fucked that all up, huh? 

Well, there’s a good new rule: Never check on anything. 

Let’s break it right away with our very last podcast of the year, which is all about following up on huge 1900🌭 moments. It features rakish author and substack roustabout Jason Pargin!

1900🌭’s mission statement is to find and mock ridiculous things, and our work ends there. But if we were real journalists, we would have looked a little harder and told you about the insane stories behind a few of this year’s biggest Hot Dog finds. So we did that! That’s what this podcast is!

This is your absolute last chance to subscribe in 2021, and if you don’t get busy right now you’ll never be able to say you reviewed the Dogg Zzone 9000 this year. 

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*Fun Fact: The ‘C’ stands for CONK! 

**Less Fun Fact: The ‘T’ and ‘E’ still stand for traumatic encephelopathy.