Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:

Fucking Day: The Sensuous Man 🌭
09/14/2023
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Podcasting Day: Threatin with Rodney Anonymous 🌭
09/13/2023
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Punching Day: A Big Bad BeetleBorg’s Christmas
09/12/2023
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Nerding Day: Branson on Stage
09/11/2023
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Fucking Day: Make Your Own Sex Toys 🌭
09/08/2023
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Learning Day: 9 Cats, 9 Lives 🌭
09/07/2023
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Podcasting Day: WMAC Masters – The Joke’s On You, with Merritt K! 🌭
09/06/2023
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Nerding Day: Law & Order SVU’s Gamergate Episode 🌭
09/05/2023
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Punching Day: Dinosaurs for Hire
09/04/2023
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Punching Day: The Mr. T Game 🌭
09/01/2023
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Rise of the WeinerBots
08/31/2023
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Podcasting Day: 1980s Cartoon PSAs with Zak Koonce 🌭
08/30/2023
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Nerding Day: McGruff’s Smart Kids Album 🌭
08/29/2023
10 Comments

Upsetting Day: Flirt Squirts
08/28/2023
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Learning Day: How to Protect Yourself Until Police Arrive
08/25/2023
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Fucking Day: Running Delilah 🌭
08/24/2023
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Podcasting Day: WMAC Masters – A Man Can Dream with Merritt K 🌭
08/23/2023
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Nerding Day: Rifts 🌭
08/22/2023
11 Comments

Learning Day: Crop Circles Resonance Cards 🌭
08/21/2023
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Fucking Day: A Lover’s Guide to Self Pleasuring 🌭
08/18/2023
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Nerding Day: The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill
08/17/2023
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Podcasting Day: Troom Troom Self Defense with Napoleon Blownapart 🌭
08/16/2023
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Fucking Day: Labor of Love 🌭
08/15/2023
5 Comments

Podcasting Day: BIGFEETS! A New Hot Dog Podcasting Experience 🌭
08/14/2023
11 Comments

Teamworking Day: The 2-Bru Krew 🌭
08/11/2023
13 Comments

Learning Day: The 2023 NHL Draft Lottery 🌭
08/10/2023
6 Comments

Podcasting Day: Baywatch Nights with Mark Mahoney 🌭
08/09/2023
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Punching Day: Swerved 🌭
08/08/2023
9 Comments

Upsetting Day: William Wegman’s Sensual Dogs 🌭
08/07/2023
6 Comments

Nerding Day: Everyone the Wonder Twins Rescued Should Be Dead – Bear Erotica 🌭
08/04/2023
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Dog on Target
08/03/2023
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Podcasting Day: Baywatch’s Scorcher with Dan McQuade 🌭
08/02/2023
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Nerding Day: Archie’s Sonshine
08/01/2023
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Upsetting Day: Church Ball
07/31/2023
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Learning Day: The Truth About S.T.D’.s
07/28/2023
15 Comments

Learning Day: Is We Is, Or Is We Isn’t? 🌭
07/27/2023
16 Comments

Podcasting Day: Theodore Rex with Tom Reimann 🌭
07/26/2023
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Nerding Day: Singles Ward
07/25/2023
6 Comments

Learning Day: Eat Great, Lose Weight!
07/24/2023
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Upsetting Day: THE STIMULATOR
07/21/2023
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Learning Day: Captain Hadacol 🌭
07/20/2023
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Podcasting Day: The Book of the Demon Star with Lydia Bugg 🌭
07/19/2023
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Nerding Day: Sky Dancers and Dragon Flyz 🌭
07/18/2023
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Upsetting Day: ReelShort TV 🌭
07/17/2023
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Fucking Day: Come On A My House 🌭
07/14/2023
12 Comments

Upsetting Day: S Rob Magic Revisited
07/13/2023
12 Comments

Podcasting Day: Rollergames with Fryda Wolff 🌭
07/12/2023
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Learning Day: The Society of Classical Poets 🌭
07/11/2023
19 Comments

Punching Day: Rocket Robin Hood
07/10/2023
8 Comments

Teamworking Day: Hot Dog University
07/07/2023
8 Comments

Upsetting Day: John Fenley’s Cursed Crime Warehouse 🌭
07/06/2023
21 Comments

Podcasting Day: Compu-Toon with Dennard Dayle 🌭
07/05/2023
12 Comments

Learning Day: The Recipe for a Perfect Cartoon
07/04/2023
8 Comments

Learning Day: Semen Retention 🌭
07/03/2023
9 Comments

Learning Day: Yogi Bear Visits the U.N.
06/30/2023
7 Comments

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: It’s Were-Month!
06/29/2023
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Podcasting Day: Superfights with Dirk Marshall 🌭
06/28/2023
1 Comment

Fucking Day: Sex Technique for Husband and Wife
06/27/2023
5 Comments

Upsetting Day: Elf-Help for Coping with Cancer 🌭
06/26/2023
5 Comments

Nerding Day: The Squire and the Scroll 🌭
06/23/2023
6 Comments