Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:
Fucking Day: 60 Sexy spells of seduction 🌭
02/04/2021
11 Comments
Nerding Day: Misty – Horror Comics for Girls
02/03/2021
9 Comments
Punching Day: The Official WWF Merchandise Catalog
02/02/2021
6 Comments
Learning Day: Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids 🌭
02/01/2021
11 Comments
Upsetting Day: Poopsie Slime Surprise 🌭
01/29/2021
8 Comments
Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Do the Bisexual Bob
01/28/2021
2 Comments
Nerding Day: Wonder Woman 1984 Handsome Man Trading Cards
01/27/2021
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Punching Day: The Raid: Redemption
01/26/2021
12 Comments
Learning Day: How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction 🌭
01/25/2021
8 Comments
Upsetting Day: The Alertness Drug Review
01/22/2021
7 Comments
Fucking Day: Playgirl Morning Workout
01/21/2021
8 Comments
Teamworking Day: Photon 🌭
01/20/2021
8 Comments
Podcasting Day: People Who Became the Best Parodies of Themselves🌭
01/19/2021
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Learning Day: Dark Dungeons🌭
01/18/2021
41 Comments
Upsetting Day: It Won’t Last Forever🌭
01/15/2021
9 Comments
Fucking Day: The Romance Writers’ Phrase Book🌭
01/14/2021
19 Comments
Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Thin Broth of Winners
01/13/2021
5 Comments
Reflecting Day: The Year! In Review!
01/12/2021
6 Comments
Learning Day: How to Have a Moneymaking GARAGE SALE Starring Phyllis Diller 🌭
01/11/2021
10 Comments
Upsetting Day: Shotgun or Sidearm?
01/08/2021
7 Comments
Fucking Day: The VR Sex Odyssey🌭
01/07/2021
11 Comments
Nerding Day: Beverly Hills Teens🌭
01/06/2021
10 Comments
Punching Day: YOUNG, ALERT, and AWARE
01/05/2021
8 Comments
Learning Day: How to Become Good at Knife Fighting
01/04/2021
13 Comments
Upsetting Day: No Longer Afraid 🌭
01/01/2021
11 Comments
Fucking Day: Gabriel Byrne’s Hottest Sex Scene 🌭
12/31/2020
8 Comments
Nerding Day: Brides in Love
12/30/2020
5 Comments
Punching Day: Marvel Questprobe’s The Hulk 🌭
12/29/2020
19 Comments
Hot Dog Appreciation Day #4: The Cannibal Cowboy TTRPG
12/28/2020
2 Comments
Upsetting Day: The Best of 2020 🌭
12/25/2020
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Teamworking Day: The Best of 2020 🌭
12/24/2020
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Nerding Day: The Best of 2020 🌭
12/23/2020
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Punching Day: The Best of 2020 🌭
12/22/2020
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Learning Day: The Best of 2020 🌭
12/21/2020
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Podcasting Day: Grifting with Alex Schmidt 🌭
12/18/2020
8 Comments
Gor
12/17/2020
14 Comments
The Dark Twist of Devil Stick
12/16/2020
14 Comments
Kung Fu for Girls
12/15/2020
6 Comments
365 Ways to Live Happy 🌭
12/14/2020
6 Comments
Cracked Remaster: The Focus Drug Review
12/11/2020
5 Comments
A Very Rooney Fucking Retrospective
12/10/2020
6 Comments
Rapsittie Street Kids Believe in Santa 🌭
12/09/2020
7 Comments
The Magic of Martial Arts 🌭
12/08/2020
13 Comments
Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Mouth at the End of Memory
12/07/2020
2 Comments
Let’s Read: Problem Gun Dogs
12/04/2020
16 Comments
Transformers Kiss Players
12/03/2020
15 Comments
The Thirteen Crappiest Dinosaurs! 🌭
12/02/2020
15 Comments
Street Fighter the Animated Series
12/01/2020
12 Comments
Heal Your Cat the Natural Way 🌭
11/30/2020
10 Comments
Japan’s Soul Tunnels
11/27/2020
6 Comments
Teamworking Day: Worldwatch 🌭
11/26/2020
20 Comments
Let’s Play: Genshin Impact 🌭
11/25/2020
11 Comments
Self-Defense Aerobics 🌭
11/24/2020
2 Comments
Hot Dog Appreciation Day: What’s the Best Head Explosion?
11/23/2020
5 Comments
1,001 Ways NOT To Be Romantic 🌭
11/20/2020
19 Comments
Explaining Prince to People Who Don’t Know Prince
11/19/2020
6 Comments
Podcasting Day: Comics Are Stupid Rad with Brendan McGinley 🌭
11/18/2020
7 Comments
Malibu’s Mortal Kombat Comics 🌭
11/17/2020
5 Comments
Lose Weight Now: VIDEO HYPNOSIS WITH SUBLIMINALS
11/16/2020
4 Comments
Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Jerkin’ the Void
11/13/2020
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