Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:
Sensual Fantasy For Lovers
11/12/2020
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Reflecting Day: New Art, New Tiers, New You!
11/11/2020
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Pressure Point Karate Made Easy 🌭
11/10/2020
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Wow, A Talking Fish!
11/09/2020
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Elvis’ Spanking Classic Blue Hawaii
11/06/2020
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Inseminoid
11/05/2020
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The Pac-Man Riddle and Joke Book 🌭
11/04/2020
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Karate Blazers 🌭
11/03/2020
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Science 4 for Christian Schools – Teacher’s Guide 🌭
11/02/2020
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Teamworking Day: Hausu 🌭
10/30/2020
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101 Ways to Get and Keep His Attention 🌭
10/29/2020
8 Comments
Nerding Day: Ultimate Tag 🌭
10/28/2020
11 Comments
Karate for Snakes
10/27/2020
7 Comments
Captain Video vs. The Space Idiots
10/26/2020
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1,003 Great Things About Being A Woman 🌭
10/23/2020
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Denise Richards’ Hottest Scene
10/22/2020
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Howard Johnson’s Sega Game Tips 🌭
10/21/2020
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Punching Day: Karate Rap
10/20/2020
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Science 4 for Christian Schools 🌭
10/19/2020
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Podcasting Day: The Duets of Movies with Jason Pargin 🌭
10/16/2020
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The Better Sex Guide to Anal Pleasure
10/15/2020
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Nerding Day: The Night Man Rollerblading Episode
10/14/2020
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The Bouncing World of Road House 🌭
10/13/2020
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Meet Buster Sales! Meet Your DOOM! 🌭
10/12/2020
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Dear Nintendo My Life is a Goddamn Mess Part II
10/09/2020
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Fucking Day: Hololive
10/08/2020
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Dear Nintendo, My Life is a Goddamn Mess, Part 1 🌭
10/07/2020
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Undercover Grandpa
10/06/2020
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Reflecting Day: Seven Months of Hot Dog
10/05/2020
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Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh
10/02/2020
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Podcasting: Godek’ing with April O’Neil 🌭
10/01/2020
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Nerding Day: Chojin Sentai Jetman 🌭
09/30/2020
12 Comments
The Stunts of Steven Seagal’s Kill Switch
09/29/2020
7 Comments
WikiHow: How to Overcome Lust
09/28/2020
6 Comments
Let’s Read: The Prison Alphabet 🌭
09/25/2020
11 Comments
The Several Opportunities For Sex Of Black Scorpion
09/24/2020
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Show Off! How To Be Cool At Parties 🌭
09/23/2020
8 Comments
Teamworking Day: PoxCo Regional Pretend Wrestling Qualifiers
09/22/2020
6 Comments
Develop Your Psychic Powers 🌭
09/21/2020
1 Comment
Gary Busey Pet Judge 🌭
09/18/2020
17 Comments
Let’s Read: Crazy Love
09/17/2020
1 Comment
Nerding Day: Zorklon
09/16/2020
4 Comments
The Many Certain Deaths of Commando Cody, Part 2 🌭
09/15/2020
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Cracked Remaster: The Most Efficient Way To Do Everything
09/14/2020
7 Comments
Let’s Visit: Babyland Hospital
09/11/2020
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Classic Remaster – Way of the Barbarian
09/10/2020
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The Many Certain Deaths of Commando Cody 🌭
09/09/2020
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Classic Remaster – Brockway’s MC and Seanbaby’s CYODFMA
09/08/2020
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How to Catch Fairies
09/07/2020
9 Comments
Classic Remaster – Dumb Things White People Think About Other Races
09/04/2020
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The Chippendales Board Game
09/03/2020
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CYOA Remaster – Fuck This Blurry Arcade
09/02/2020
5 Comments
SELF-DEFENSE For YOUR CHILD
09/01/2020
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Reflecting Day: It’s Time to Fire Topper!
08/31/2020
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Fucking WHAT, Archie?!
08/28/2020
9 Comments
Experience This Fighting Game Girl Fetish
08/27/2020
4 Comments
Everyone The Wonder Twins Rescued Should Be Dead 🌭
08/26/2020
7 Comments
The Way Cobra Eats Pizza 🌭
08/25/2020
6 Comments
Alex Schmidt’s Favorite Manly Hot Dog Man 🌭
08/24/2020
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Teamworking Day: The Rumble in the Bronx Clubhouse 🌭
08/21/2020
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