Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:
The Star SAFEty Coloring Book 🌭
06/22/2020
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Teamworking Day: Amazing-Man Comics 🌭
06/20/2020
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Let’s Read: Cheaters Always Prosper
06/19/2020
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Fucking Day: SuperVan 🌭
06/18/2020
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An Ape History of Donkey Kong Ripoffs 🌭
06/17/2020
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He-Man’s Fisto’s Forest 🌭
06/16/2020
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TRAINS! TRAINS! TRAINS! 🌭
06/15/2020
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Thief in the Night 🌭
06/12/2020
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Carmen Electra’s Naked Women’s Wrestling League
06/11/2020
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Nerding Day: Seanbaby Turns the Tables
06/10/2020
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THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES 🌭
06/09/2020
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Learning Day: Almost Reaching Seanbaby
06/08/2020
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Let’s Read: Children Are No Match For Fire
06/05/2020
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Fucking Day: Seanbaby Does Not Listen
06/04/2020
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Nerding Day: Play the Ass Game 🌭
06/03/2020
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Punching Day: Brockway Needs Time
06/02/2020
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The Alien Abduction Survival Guide 🌭
06/01/2020
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Darktown Strutters: The Cursed Images
05/29/2020
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Let’s Read: Exercising the Penis
05/28/2020
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Darktown Strutters: The Gangs
05/27/2020
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Bolo Yeung’s Opus Of Mediocrity 🌭
05/26/2020
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WikiHow: How To Avoid Attention 🌭
05/25/2020
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Reflecting Day: Become the ManLoaf
05/23/2020
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The Derangiest Products of Wish 🌭
05/22/2020
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Holiday Dog Movie Fuck Mansion 🌭
05/21/2020
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Nerding Day: Incel Daredevil
05/20/2020
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Eliminator
05/19/2020
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The Truth About Power Rangers
05/18/2020
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iCub
05/15/2020
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The Worst Day to Have Sex
05/14/2020
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Nerding Day: Space Precinct 2040
05/13/2020
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Let’s Read: The Bible, Self-Defense, & Martial Arts
05/12/2020
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Space Port Arcade Training Program 🌭
05/11/2020
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Teamworking Day: PoxCo Regional Pretend Wrestling
05/10/2020
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Let’s Read: BE A CLOWN!
05/08/2020
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Darling in the Franxx 🌭
05/07/2020
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Golden Age Legends: Marvo the Magician and Tito
05/06/2020
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The Comic Strip
05/05/2020
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How to Good-bye Depression 🌭
05/04/2020
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Dennis Rodman’s The Minis 🌭
05/01/2020
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Pokemon That Look Like Sex Toys 🌭
04/30/2020
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Nerding Day: The Last Witch Hunter 🌭
04/29/2020
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PoxCo Regional Wrestling Magazine
04/28/2020
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Troom Troom? 🌭
04/27/2020
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Reflecting Day: The Unwritable
04/25/2020
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Let’s Read: How to Get Along With Black People 🌭
04/24/2020
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The Sex Orgies of Sarawak
04/23/2020
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The Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle Joke Book 🌭
04/22/2020
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Night Man 🌭
04/21/2020
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How to Protect Yourself on a Cruise Vacation 🌭
04/20/2020
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The Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible 🌭
04/17/2020
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Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power
04/16/2020
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Nerding Day: Swords of the Barbarians
04/15/2020
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Probably True Stories of ’90s Action Stars Giving Script Notes 🌭
04/14/2020
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How to Make Trippy Music 🌭
04/13/2020
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Teamworking Day: The Gorgeous Guys of Gaming 🌭
04/12/2020
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HOW TO UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT YOUR GAY SON
04/10/2020
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Fucking Day: Cracked Slashfic
04/09/2020
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Nerding Day: Captain America vs. The Bullshit Robot 🌭
04/08/2020
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Combat Simulation Suits 🌭
04/07/2020
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