Hey there 1-900-HOT-DOG Kidz Club Members (Hot Dogs, Cool Kids!™ ) check out this “totally bad” Image Hunt! Hidden in the cutting-edge Computerized Pictofile above (by Julia Minamata) are 25 references to some of 1-900-HOT-DOG’s Year One Greatest Hits! To learn more about navigating the exciting world of The Archives, reference our user manual below:
Reflecting Day: The Unwritable
04/25/2020
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Let’s Read: How to Get Along With Black People 🌭
04/24/2020
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The Sex Orgies of Sarawak
04/23/2020
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The Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle Joke Book 🌭
04/22/2020
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Night Man 🌭
04/21/2020
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How to Protect Yourself on a Cruise Vacation 🌭
04/20/2020
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The Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible 🌭
04/17/2020
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Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power
04/16/2020
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Nerding Day: Swords of the Barbarians
04/15/2020
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Probably True Stories of ’90s Action Stars Giving Script Notes 🌭
04/14/2020
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How to Make Trippy Music 🌭
04/13/2020
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Teamworking Day: The Gorgeous Guys of Gaming 🌭
04/12/2020
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HOW TO UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT YOUR GAY SON
04/10/2020
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Fucking Day: Cracked Slashfic
04/09/2020
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Nerding Day: Captain America vs. The Bullshit Robot 🌭
04/08/2020
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Combat Simulation Suits 🌭
04/07/2020
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The Practical Guide to Ear Candling
04/06/2020
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Let’s Watch: ASMR Roleplay 🌭
04/03/2020
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Let’s Read: 269 Amazing Sex Games
04/02/2020
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Nerding Day: Kids Guide to the Internet 🌭
04/01/2020
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Let’s Read: Martial Dance 🌭
03/31/2020
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The UFO Strangers Coloring Book
03/30/2020
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Reflecting Day: A Look Back on Our First Month
03/28/2020
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Fuck Will.i.am’s Entertainment Tonight Theme Song Remix
03/27/2020
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WikiHow: How to Hide an Erection
03/26/2020
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Shaq Fu (The Novelization) 🌭
03/25/2020
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The Sketches of Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling 🌭
03/24/2020
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Develop Your Child’s Psychic Abilities 🌭
03/23/2020
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Let’s Read: You Wouldn’t Want to be a Sailor On a 19th Century Sailing Vessel! 🌭
03/20/2020
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Let’s Read Godek: Romantic Essentials 🌭
03/19/2020
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Nerding Day: Revolutionary Girl Utena 🌭
03/18/2020
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The Arcade Masterpiece D.D. Crew
03/17/2020
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What Ever Happened to Fingerboarding?
03/16/2020
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Teamworking Day: Baskin 🌭
03/15/2020
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Let’s Read: A Doris Sanford Special Feature 🌭
03/13/2020
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Kemono Michi Rise Up
03/12/2020
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Star Roars: The Goddamn Outer Space Joke Book 🌭
03/11/2020
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Double Dragon The Movie 🌭
03/10/2020
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How To Spot Counterfeit Beanie Babies
03/09/2020
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Fanfiction Showcase: My Little Pony – Cupcakes
03/06/2020
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The 1,001 Best Places To Have Sex In America 🌭
03/05/2020
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Nerding Day: Guardians of the ‘Hood 🌭
03/04/2020
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101 Weapons for Women
03/03/2020
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How To Be Random
03/02/2020
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Teamworking Day: Blaby Computer Games 🌭
03/01/2020
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Welcome to 1-900-HOTDOG: Gird Your Guts 🌭
02/29/2020
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